(ノ°Д°）ノ︵ sןןnoɔ 🇺🇦
@coulls.bsky.social
Jason Coulls. Toronto. British. Serial CTO, dad of twins, ex-C4ISR, ex-iHeartRadio iOS. Locksport. Bread baking. Tweets my own, not employers. Kylie/Debhead. Been here since practically day one, but I’m too boring for most. Has a habit of geek diving.
This weeks thread.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This weeks thread.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
US aggression.
This image from Reddit over the weekend sums up how I feel.
Reposted by (ノ°Д°）ノ︵ sןןnoɔ 🇺🇦
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
When a scammer (bot) interacts with me.
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
When a scammer (bot) interacts with me.
This weeks thread.
I feel some people can’t spot the craziness with AI.
I feel some people can’t spot the craziness with AI.
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This weeks thread.
I feel some people can’t spot the craziness with AI.
I feel some people can’t spot the craziness with AI.
A guy near me is losing it with his friend.
It all revolves around his friend saying Shania’s “Hips don’t lie”.
All I will say is only one of them knows where the Shakira compass is pointing.
It all revolves around his friend saying Shania’s “Hips don’t lie”.
All I will say is only one of them knows where the Shakira compass is pointing.
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A guy near me is losing it with his friend.
It all revolves around his friend saying Shania’s “Hips don’t lie”.
All I will say is only one of them knows where the Shakira compass is pointing.
It all revolves around his friend saying Shania’s “Hips don’t lie”.
All I will say is only one of them knows where the Shakira compass is pointing.
Here’s a question that may haunt me for life.
Do I have access to anyone good with physics.
I have a very specific question. I just don’t know the nomenclature or math to find the answer myself.
Do I have access to anyone good with physics.
I have a very specific question. I just don’t know the nomenclature or math to find the answer myself.
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Here’s a question that may haunt me for life.
Do I have access to anyone good with physics.
I have a very specific question. I just don’t know the nomenclature or math to find the answer myself.
Do I have access to anyone good with physics.
I have a very specific question. I just don’t know the nomenclature or math to find the answer myself.
This weeks thread.
Silver.
Silver.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This weeks thread.
Silver.
Silver.
Chris Rea.
(This will be a thread)
(This will be a thread)
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Chris Rea.
(This will be a thread)
(This will be a thread)
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
Mariah did her “It’s Christmas” like a week or two ago.
A recent practice run with my everyday practice locks (LPU White through Blue belt)
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A recent practice run with my everyday practice locks (LPU White through Blue belt)
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
Getting ready for Toronto next week where help out at the Toronto TOOOL chapter
Ok. We are a month from December. December is when OpenAI brings erotica to ChatGPT apparently.
A thread about this.
A thread about this.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ok. We are a month from December. December is when OpenAI brings erotica to ChatGPT apparently.
A thread about this.
A thread about this.
So, if you missed last week, someone nicked my wildlife cameras in Toronto.
There’s a video to get you up to speed here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
Let’s talk about what happened since.
There’s a video to get you up to speed here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
Let’s talk about what happened since.
Every camera was stolen...
YouTube video by Toronto Trail Cam
m.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So, if you missed last week, someone nicked my wildlife cameras in Toronto.
There’s a video to get you up to speed here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
Let’s talk about what happened since.
There’s a video to get you up to speed here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
Let’s talk about what happened since.
Super annoyed. Someone stole all the trail cams... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
Every camera was stolen...
YouTube video by Toronto Trail Cam
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Super annoyed. Someone stole all the trail cams... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcQ...
This weeks thread.
As a kid [A] you don’t do “thing” because you’re going to embarrass someone [B].
Somehow we grow up and tell people this is kid stuff and will go away when you grow up.
As a kid [A] you don’t do “thing” because you’re going to embarrass someone [B].
Somehow we grow up and tell people this is kid stuff and will go away when you grow up.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This weeks thread.
As a kid [A] you don’t do “thing” because you’re going to embarrass someone [B].
Somehow we grow up and tell people this is kid stuff and will go away when you grow up.
As a kid [A] you don’t do “thing” because you’re going to embarrass someone [B].
Somehow we grow up and tell people this is kid stuff and will go away when you grow up.
I’ve been messing about with Sora 2… It’s an interesting mix of democratizing the creative process, and seeing just how easy it now will be to spread misinformation.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve been messing about with Sora 2… It’s an interesting mix of democratizing the creative process, and seeing just how easy it now will be to spread misinformation.
This week’s thread.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This week’s thread.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
I’ve got another coyote to look out for.
Today was my big day. I was at BlackHat SecTor helping run the lock picking classes. This year, we introduced a new idea - the safe challenge. Whilst it was a hit, we are going to make things easier on ourselves next year with some changes.
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today was my big day. I was at BlackHat SecTor helping run the lock picking classes. This year, we introduced a new idea - the safe challenge. Whilst it was a hit, we are going to make things easier on ourselves next year with some changes.
@rgblights.bsky.social
It’s 90 days till Christmas.
It’s 90 days till Christmas.
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@rgblights.bsky.social
It’s 90 days till Christmas.
It’s 90 days till Christmas.
I haven’t done a weekly thread in a while. I feel “guilty” about this. Mostly because I didn’t put in the effort.
So, let’s look at AI model collapse.
So, let’s look at AI model collapse.
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I haven’t done a weekly thread in a while. I feel “guilty” about this. Mostly because I didn’t put in the effort.
So, let’s look at AI model collapse.
So, let’s look at AI model collapse.
For those at #SecTor next week at Metro Toronto Convention Centre, I’ll be there on Wednesday - teaching lock picking, at the lock picking village.
If you are in attendance, swing by to say “Hi!”.
www.blackhat.com/sector/2025/
If you are in attendance, swing by to say “Hi!”.
www.blackhat.com/sector/2025/
Black Hat
Black Hat
www.blackhat.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
For those at #SecTor next week at Metro Toronto Convention Centre, I’ll be there on Wednesday - teaching lock picking, at the lock picking village.
If you are in attendance, swing by to say “Hi!”.
www.blackhat.com/sector/2025/
If you are in attendance, swing by to say “Hi!”.
www.blackhat.com/sector/2025/
One week later….
I did it!
I did it!
September 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One week later….
I did it!
I did it!
Last week I spent 4 days on my back after a gym accident. Perfect practice conditions when it’s painful to look at your hands. I’m still a green belt, practicing on getting my times down for my blue belt exam, but now everything in my “everyday practice” falls open in under an hour. #locksport
September 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Last week I spent 4 days on my back after a gym accident. Perfect practice conditions when it’s painful to look at your hands. I’m still a green belt, practicing on getting my times down for my blue belt exam, but now everything in my “everyday practice” falls open in under an hour. #locksport
Meanwhile over on Reddit….
August 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meanwhile over on Reddit….