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André
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Proud pepsi. Nerdy meathead.
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Made a few years ago. Never thought it'd so on point.
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VISUALIZING THE BIOMASS OF LIFE
🐛🦉🐟🐸🐐🐌🍄🦚🐙🐍🦑🐢🦂🦧🌴
#biomass #science #infographic #art #sciart #dataviz #datavisualization #biology
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fake news de la droite: des satanistes font l'esclavage sexuel d'enfants dans le sous-sol d'une pizzeria.

Fake news de la gauche: j'ai sauvé un bébé ours, et maintenant sa maman vient me porter du miel tout les jours sur mon balcon.

Choose your lies.

#fakenews #rightwinghate
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Remember when left wing hippies used to sit on the street and block traffic when they didn't like something? Good times, right?
September 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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BREAKING NEWS out of Montreal: the concrete is all poured on the protected intersection at the confluence of Av. Christophe Colomb & Rue de Bellechasse where two NEW REV intersections are meeting. @misernyc.bsky.social @nyc.streetsblog.org @openplans.org @bfurnas.bsky.social @modacitylife.com
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Epstein list = MAGAntidote?
#maga #epstien
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yen fumait du bon quand-même lui. C'est très joli.
Carl Sagan reciting a poem on relativity:

"There was a young lady named Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She set off one day, in a relative way,
And returned the preceding night."
May 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Tellement ça !
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Made a few years ago. Never thought it'd so on point.
January 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
WTF? Isn't this the lowest of the lowest? Why even consider pardon?
Victims of ‘kids-for-cash’ judge outraged by Biden pardon: ‘What about all of us?’
Michael Conahan was convicted of accepting $2.8m for jailing more than 2,300 children, some as young as eight
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO ... This is a real person … But sometimes drug dealers get shot”

— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
December 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Refusing to pay the reward on a technicality when refusing to pay for medications using technicalities is what got their CEO killed is BASED asf (stolen meme).
December 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
CEOs are upping their security and buying private jets instead of flying business because they are nervous...
If your company and your board are not POS swindling and exploiting people, why are you nervous?
December 14, 2024 at 8:36 PM
@mtlalouettes.bsky.social compte X ? You didn't understand the assignment it seems Mr social media accounts manager...
December 13, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Business owners: hey buddy, it's a free market, you don't like the pay, get a better job!
Kid: Gets better job.
Business owners: no one wants to work no more bouhhuu 🤡
December 1, 2024 at 1:55 AM