Count Dorkula
@countdorkula.bsky.social
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war. - Sterling Archer
Hey hey hey! That's President Arbusto to you, pal!
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Hey hey hey! That's President Arbusto to you, pal!
Shoutout to Bill Nighy, for being the only actor in it to realize they were making a broad comedy disguised as a horror/action hybrid.
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Shoutout to Bill Nighy, for being the only actor in it to realize they were making a broad comedy disguised as a horror/action hybrid.
Shitty enough that I just sent it to my best friend.
a close up of a door with a blurred background
ALT: a close up of a door with a blurred background
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January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Shitty enough that I just sent it to my best friend.
"Not a big Melville crowd here huh? Well ... yeah, he's not an easy read." - Sterling Archer
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Not a big Melville crowd here huh? Well ... yeah, he's not an easy read." - Sterling Archer
Me, except scratch out "week", and write in "year".
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
Alt: Lloyd Bridges in the movie Airplane, saying "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
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December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, except scratch out "week", and write in "year".
Comprehensible writing would be a real boon as well.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Comprehensible writing would be a real boon as well.
Do you care to share the name of the film you were watching?
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Do you care to share the name of the film you were watching?
Just how many alt accounts does Colin "Fucking Guy" Robinson have?
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just how many alt accounts does Colin "Fucking Guy" Robinson have?
Dawwww! My cat, Bagel (RIP little buddy), used to sleep in the laundry basket all the time.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas everybody!
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Dawwww! My cat, Bagel (RIP little buddy), used to sleep in the laundry basket all the time.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I actually stuck with GoT to the bitter end, and now I have no desire to re-watch any of it. So I got that going for me ... which is nice.
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I actually stuck with GoT to the bitter end, and now I have no desire to re-watch any of it. So I got that going for me ... which is nice.
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I don't always go into a Tesco store, but when I do, I sit in one of the shopping cart baby seats. - The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
On that note, I highly recommend pancakes for dinner.
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
On that note, I highly recommend pancakes for dinner.
"I am rewarding myself with a book of Uzbek folk art."
That's a very specific kink. (No shame).
And congratulations on the weight loss. 👍
That's a very specific kink. (No shame).
And congratulations on the weight loss. 👍
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"I am rewarding myself with a book of Uzbek folk art."
That's a very specific kink. (No shame).
And congratulations on the weight loss. 👍
That's a very specific kink. (No shame).
And congratulations on the weight loss. 👍