Countess 🇦🇺
@countessdetas.bsky.social
Fed up Australian. Despair for my grandchildrens' futures in this formerly great country.
A cream puff. Barely.
August 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A cream puff. Barely.
I feel for you. We had #ScottMorrison to do that to us. 🇦🇺
June 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I feel for you. We had #ScottMorrison to do that to us. 🇦🇺
Has Elon asked for a refund for buying the election? It's not working and the warranty has likely expired. 🇺🇸
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Has Elon asked for a refund for buying the election? It's not working and the warranty has likely expired. 🇺🇸
Not enough exclamation marks!!!!
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Not enough exclamation marks!!!!
Do you think having that shrieking woman in our faces twice in every ad break might have something to do with it?
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Do you think having that shrieking woman in our faces twice in every ad break might have something to do with it?
It won him the election.
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It won him the election.
Oooo, this is going to be a nasty divorce.
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oooo, this is going to be a nasty divorce.
Wot, 'Merica has seasons too?
June 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Wot, 'Merica has seasons too?
2nd driest state in the country and we need a roof? Wotzisname, the AFL boss, should have given Rocky the "Tell 'im he's dreamin'" spiel, or the simple "fûck off" and saved the state a fortune. Wotzisname didn't want Tasmania in the league, it was clear to everyone except Rocky.
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
2nd driest state in the country and we need a roof? Wotzisname, the AFL boss, should have given Rocky the "Tell 'im he's dreamin'" spiel, or the simple "fûck off" and saved the state a fortune. Wotzisname didn't want Tasmania in the league, it was clear to everyone except Rocky.
Had he been the primary candidate and Kamala his running mate, they'd probably be the First family. America wasn't going to vote for a female, let alone a non-pure white female. An unfortunate truth. Australia's the same, one giant snotty private school boys' club.
June 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Had he been the primary candidate and Kamala his running mate, they'd probably be the First family. America wasn't going to vote for a female, let alone a non-pure white female. An unfortunate truth. Australia's the same, one giant snotty private school boys' club.
4. Staff do what they can with what they have. Understaffed, underfunded, & the Premier thinks we need another fûcking stadium while Health is a 💩 show, people living in tents & under bridges & high illiteracy levels. Ffs.
May 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
4. Staff do what they can with what they have. Understaffed, underfunded, & the Premier thinks we need another fûcking stadium while Health is a 💩 show, people living in tents & under bridges & high illiteracy levels. Ffs.