These are New Roman Times.

This is very much like Michael Jordan saying “Republicans buy basketball shoes too” when criticized for not supporting Uber-racist Jesse Helms’ opponent in his home state of North Carolina.

Gonna be hard with this court. Especially since they’re rigging democracy for the GOP side, next admin might be decided like Holy Roman Emperor was.

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.

He has the Supreme Court get out of jail free card

When you have to give yourself the Participation Award

Dude is the PT Barnum of Adolf Hitlers

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS! As a proud Cajun, I'm sickened how many have been MAGAfied. My Boomer aunts still talk about how they'd be ostracized and punished for speaking French in school! Now they are celebrating immigrants being tormented!

what game is that?

every time I see Sweet Baby Ray, I think of Mark Zuckerberg’s foray into the sunlight

Don't forget the last name. James Donald Bowman.

13 pounds and shockingly quick!

it’s the guy at top who matters, quit playing footsie, you hack

And who does Mike work for?

that’s why I am hearing fireworks in Carrollton