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Cousin B
@cousinb.bsky.social
stage name/pseudonym for Brian Ascenzo
Musician, producer, audio engineer, editor, writer, poet and former goalie.

Music on spotify, apple music etc,

Writings at
https://cousinb.substack.com/

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tRump and Biden are the only presidents in the dementia age range since the test was created. And, Biden didn't need one at all. But tRump did, even in his first term. And, now, two more in his first year? He's much worse.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I think one of Garland's biggest challenges was that arresting all of the known co-conspirators would have blatantly reduced the number of Republicans in Congress. It would have looked like political prosecution. Of course, he was accused of that anyways...
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Well, he's right in that no other president has ever had to take a dementia test at all, much less three times. Not even Reagan, though many of us thought he should.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Hitler had one good idea- he shot himself in the head. If only he'd done it in 1925.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I wrote about this Yarvin schmuck a while back...

cousinb.substack.com/p/the-paypal...
The PayPal Mafia and Their Techno Guru
But, He Has A YouTube!
cousinb.substack.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
No, he said 'the inauguration'. He means his again. I'm sure.
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm sure he thinks it will be him again.
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I did a piece on this Yarvin schmuck.
cousinb.substack.com/p/the-paypal...
The PayPal Mafia and Their Techno Guru
But, He Has A YouTube!
cousinb.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yea, it could, but I think he's buying mescaline from an El Camino in an alley.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm telling you folks, that guy is on some serious hallucinogens. And, that's besides being a total fascist, racist and a warmonger.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's his 'open window' policy that impacts them the most.
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"At home and abroad, President Trump has driven change at warp speed, upending policy and challenging democratic norms."
That's a hell of a whitewashing way to describe murder, crime, abuse, corruption and bribery.
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Well, they are certainly doing that, and they are being transparent in that we can see right through them pulling these stunts.
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wait- you mean it doesn't? Oh, shit.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lutnick shops at the 'Crazy Idea Store'.
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He thinks they'll say 'no- do both!'
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He will? Like, when?
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I use the nae game for 'Handy Oakley'-
Boe-bo-bo-bert-banana-fana-fo-vert-fee-fi-fo-bert—Boebert!
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Transparent in that we can all see right through them.
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nosferatu Miller is the worst Nazi in the lot. And, that's saying something.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He should go back to selling furniture on late-nite TV.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Could be. Might be trying to distance himself from the shit show.
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All along. God is the facade and the Hatch Act only applies to Democrats.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why does he think health insurers will suddenly 'negotiate' with each and every consumer? He's supposedly a doctor, for Christ's sake. Why doesn't he know how health care works?
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM