Cousin Nu’Daq
@cousinnudaq.bsky.social
Incompetent top‘a. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowron’s cuz. B’aht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
Yeah, ONE of them REALLY likes firm two-handed petting!
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yeah, ONE of them REALLY likes firm two-handed petting!
I have trained her well in the stolen sciences!!
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
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November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I have trained her well in the stolen sciences!!
Yeah —- bhhhahahaha I did Bryan Adamsses’ mom good!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah —- bhhhahahaha I did Bryan Adamsses’ mom good!!!
THAT is why I am a riter! Proudly cum gradulater from Ketha Lowlanz Community Kids.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
THAT is why I am a riter! Proudly cum gradulater from Ketha Lowlanz Community Kids.
Pfffft that guy acts like he INVENTED summer of 69ing.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I STARTED THAT!!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I STARTED THAT!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pfffft that guy acts like he INVENTED summer of 69ing.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I STARTED THAT!!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I STARTED THAT!!
THEN HOW COME THEY WERE USING ALL FIVE FINGERS!!! I’ve heard of that Terran five-fingered salute.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
THEN HOW COME THEY WERE USING ALL FIVE FINGERS!!! I’ve heard of that Terran five-fingered salute.
THAT’S RIGHT!!
Who HASNT flown a 1986 Ford Tempocraft into a nursery school?
Go ahead — I’ll wait!
Who HASNT flown a 1986 Ford Tempocraft into a nursery school?
Go ahead — I’ll wait!
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
THAT’S RIGHT!!
Who HASNT flown a 1986 Ford Tempocraft into a nursery school?
Go ahead — I’ll wait!
Who HASNT flown a 1986 Ford Tempocraft into a nursery school?
Go ahead — I’ll wait!
Admittedly, I should have maybe done some research on what they meant my, “More hot orby juices and dripping stalagmites than you’ve ever seen before!”
Also the minimum sub was a 10th at contract sooo …
… that’s gonna be coming for a while.
Also the minimum sub was a 10th at contract sooo …
… that’s gonna be coming for a while.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Admittedly, I should have maybe done some research on what they meant my, “More hot orby juices and dripping stalagmites than you’ve ever seen before!”
Also the minimum sub was a 10th at contract sooo …
… that’s gonna be coming for a while.
Also the minimum sub was a 10th at contract sooo …
… that’s gonna be coming for a while.
We have TWO options! You can buy it outright, including the wagon, for $37.99 OR you can rent the complete wagon full of porn for the next 48 hours for just $4.99 (wagon lubricant not included).
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We have TWO options! You can buy it outright, including the wagon, for $37.99 OR you can rent the complete wagon full of porn for the next 48 hours for just $4.99 (wagon lubricant not included).
Uhhh yup, this is Cousin Nu’Daq’s Sanford and Son’s … if you are calling about the wagon full of lightly used pornography, it IS still available.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Uhhh yup, this is Cousin Nu’Daq’s Sanford and Son’s … if you are calling about the wagon full of lightly used pornography, it IS still available.
SEEEE! Perfectly holesum!!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
SEEEE! Perfectly holesum!!!
Uhhhhhhh.
Playing with Legos.
Playing with Legos.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Uhhhhhhh.
Playing with Legos.
Playing with Legos.
Rectum maintenance it is!!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Rectum maintenance it is!!!
Ohhhhh it’s not just women.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ohhhhh it’s not just women.
ooOooooOoooo erotic!
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ooOooooOoooo erotic!
Is the name Spankmasters?
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Is the name Spankmasters?
I passed out. I don’t have any recollection of toon .. phrasers stunink … Toshiba handick book
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I passed out. I don’t have any recollection of toon .. phrasers stunink … Toshiba handick book
Spoiler: the answer is never.
Except maybe that one time I lit the ass end of Cuz’s garage on fire when I was trying to open cook a set of Terran rubberized tires on the BBQ I keep in the bathroom.
Long story.
Well … stories.
Except maybe that one time I lit the ass end of Cuz’s garage on fire when I was trying to open cook a set of Terran rubberized tires on the BBQ I keep in the bathroom.
Long story.
Well … stories.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Spoiler: the answer is never.
Except maybe that one time I lit the ass end of Cuz’s garage on fire when I was trying to open cook a set of Terran rubberized tires on the BBQ I keep in the bathroom.
Long story.
Well … stories.
Except maybe that one time I lit the ass end of Cuz’s garage on fire when I was trying to open cook a set of Terran rubberized tires on the BBQ I keep in the bathroom.
Long story.
Well … stories.