tool use is not unique to homo sapiens but I had to use a steel wedge (knife) and a slab of polished rock (counter) to get a spoonful of sweet sweet fats while I am suffering a headcold holy shit a little help here poop emoji poop emoji poop emoji

Many people do not in fact have the hand size and grip strength to work on jet engines, scale boulders, or play in the NBA for a living. TYSM. JFCoaMFB

SF kinda like this as well! Free things to do, free furniture…

80 years of being shiiiiit 🎶🎵

(Am otherwise very on board with Costco. Good wages and benefits, promotes from within, etc.)

What a time to be alive. I miss the city I moved to 30 years ago, sometimes.

All right, what else do I watch before I kick this azmzla free trial to the curb

Following this up with I love this man’s work so so much but how’d two sets of people go, “we need an older midwestern man, not attractive. Oh yeah let’s cast fuckin’, Mr. Darcy. He comes to mind.”

Omg