Moral of the story: phobias and big thing you're freaked out by can still manifest as a kink or a fetish because your brain puts yourself in control of the fantasy, even if you're the bottom/sub or both. IRL? You'd have to shoot me with a sleeping dart to get me into a hospital.

If you're cold, they're cold, let them in.

Absurd, even the Homestuck satyrs have tails.

Cons to sharkweek: Many, too many to count
Pros: left over hormones afterwards override the trauma anxiety and I become capable of saying some of the filthiest shit for at least 24 hours.

No Children by Mountain Goats is the best I can think of but I feel like I'm forgetting something so if I remember more I'll be back to recommend em.

He's enchanted by Milo and the whole clown religion, mind you Milo takes it more seriously and saves the juggalo speak for when he talks to other Purples so to Dusk it sounds both more grounded and more serious. Milo is a preacher not bound to celibacy YEEHAW