Coward Moron (7th Gen)
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The thing about Batman that I never liked or understood is that he's scared of Bats , he should be Scared of something normal like forest fires or losing all your money to a big wasp in illegal Poker
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The thing about Batman that I never liked or understood is that he's scared of Bats , he should be Scared of something normal like forest fires or losing all your money to a big wasp in illegal Poker
New year is just a scam to make people with no job to feel more scared
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
New year is just a scam to make people with no job to feel more scared
Marty Supreme was originally going to be about an oily man who finds a way to be less oily and greasy but Chalamet couldn't go "method " enough so they changed it
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Marty Supreme was originally going to be about an oily man who finds a way to be less oily and greasy but Chalamet couldn't go "method " enough so they changed it
Think my pancreas is planning a work stoppage soon. Time to bust some unions
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Think my pancreas is planning a work stoppage soon. Time to bust some unions
Jesus was born this day more than 15 years ago they were gonna call him Gary but the name had fallen out of fashion
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Jesus was born this day more than 15 years ago they were gonna call him Gary but the name had fallen out of fashion
In like 20 years time people will ask about World War 2
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In like 20 years time people will ask about World War 2
Whine up thine waist
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Whine up thine waist
Sponge bob big guy plankon little guy
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Sponge bob big guy plankon little guy
Unfailingly bad to eat while shittin but eating while taking a wizz can be permitted under strict circumstances
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Unfailingly bad to eat while shittin but eating while taking a wizz can be permitted under strict circumstances
Making those bottom-feeder buckaroos
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Making those bottom-feeder buckaroos
Basically: HONK
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Basically: HONK
Lucky 7 more like Fucky Devon
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lucky 7 more like Fucky Devon
Can't tell if trump is giving Pim, Glep, or Alan. He's not Charlie. Only I can be Charlie.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can't tell if trump is giving Pim, Glep, or Alan. He's not Charlie. Only I can be Charlie.
The Simp sons? What are they doing to my boys...
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Simp sons? What are they doing to my boys...
Can't get the branded imp traps this month. Money too tight. It's too expenstive.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can't get the branded imp traps this month. Money too tight. It's too expenstive.
I have 500 million little dumb tasks
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I have 500 million little dumb tasks
I just come on here in between feeling angry about AI and angry about my life more generally
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I just come on here in between feeling angry about AI and angry about my life more generally
Ok but what if I Don't want to what about that
Ok I lied I want to
Nevermind no I don't
Ok I lied I want to
Nevermind no I don't
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ok but what if I Don't want to what about that
Ok I lied I want to
Nevermind no I don't
Ok I lied I want to
Nevermind no I don't
Smellatonin
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Smellatonin
Yung Bredda announces new role as assistant branch manager at Luton centre Santander
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yung Bredda announces new role as assistant branch manager at Luton centre Santander
Vague aftertaste of metal lingering in my mouth
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Vague aftertaste of metal lingering in my mouth
Wired off those medium strength commercially available painkillers
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wired off those medium strength commercially available painkillers