Cowboy Daemon ⛧ Vtuber
@cowboydaemon.bsky.social
⛧ He/Him 38y/o (human years) 🏳️⚧️
⛧ ENVtuber
⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon
⛧ https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], artist, VA
⛧ 🔞 18+ only
⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine
⛧ PFP by frostspecter
⛧ #art
⛧ ENVtuber
⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon
⛧ https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], artist, VA
⛧ 🔞 18+ only
⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine
⛧ PFP by frostspecter
⛧ #art
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Joke of the Day! x3
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
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Dad, do you like this rocking chair? We got it at the antique shop for fifty dollars.
--Wow! That chair rocks!
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My car has been acting up all winter. I guess it's just being salty.
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
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Dad, do you like this rocking chair? We got it at the antique shop for fifty dollars.
--Wow! That chair rocks!
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My car has been acting up all winter. I guess it's just being salty.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Joke of the Day! x3
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
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Dad, do you like this rocking chair? We got it at the antique shop for fifty dollars.
--Wow! That chair rocks!
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My car has been acting up all winter. I guess it's just being salty.
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
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Dad, do you like this rocking chair? We got it at the antique shop for fifty dollars.
--Wow! That chair rocks!
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My car has been acting up all winter. I guess it's just being salty.
Joke of the Day!
Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?
The room just kept spinning
Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?
The room just kept spinning
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Joke of the Day!
Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?
The room just kept spinning
Why did the dreidel go to the doctor?
The room just kept spinning
Joke of the Day!
My family loves to dance at our Hanukkah party. This year, we torah the floor up.
My family loves to dance at our Hanukkah party. This year, we torah the floor up.
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Joke of the Day!
My family loves to dance at our Hanukkah party. This year, we torah the floor up.
My family loves to dance at our Hanukkah party. This year, we torah the floor up.
2 more weeks overtime and then I (hopefully) get to rest
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
2 more weeks overtime and then I (hopefully) get to rest
Got my Christmas gift early; I now have 2 monitors! Hurrah!
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December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Got my Christmas gift early; I now have 2 monitors! Hurrah!
bbno$ in Peak fuck yeah
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December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
bbno$ in Peak fuck yeah
Joke of the Day!
When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Joke of the Day!
When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
CRINGING at myself cause DWC asked how I would have a stream with the coffee (in better words) and I had to fuckin explain I'm a vtuber, so the coffee wouldn't really be on stream.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
CRINGING at myself cause DWC asked how I would have a stream with the coffee (in better words) and I had to fuckin explain I'm a vtuber, so the coffee wouldn't really be on stream.
By the way, in absolutely no relation to this whatsoever, the only coffee I drink is Death Wish Coffee. Which you should totally check out.
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
By the way, in absolutely no relation to this whatsoever, the only coffee I drink is Death Wish Coffee. Which you should totally check out.
The way I'll request sponsorships for other people, but not for myself--
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The way I'll request sponsorships for other people, but not for myself--
I've gone back to learning German on Duolingo again. I won't be able to have a conversation (for a long time(?)), but I will know words.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I've gone back to learning German on Duolingo again. I won't be able to have a conversation (for a long time(?)), but I will know words.
Joke of the Day!
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Joke of the Day!
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
Joke of the Day!
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Joke of the Day!
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
Joke of the Day!
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Joke of the Day!
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
Joke of the Day!
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Joke of the Day!
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
Joke of the Day!
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Joke of the Day!
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
Joke of the Day! x3
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Joke of the Day! x3
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
1 month until the birthday
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December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1 month until the birthday
Just got home from seeing FNAF2 with the fam. SO good. Can't wait until 3 comes out!
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December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Just got home from seeing FNAF2 with the fam. SO good. Can't wait until 3 comes out!
Joke of the Day! x2
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
Not posting my Twitch recap, cause it's hideous compared to last year (not that last year was any better but-). I'm proud of everyone else's metrics, though! Y'all are doin' amazing.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not posting my Twitch recap, cause it's hideous compared to last year (not that last year was any better but-). I'm proud of everyone else's metrics, though! Y'all are doin' amazing.
Joke of the Day!
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Joke of the Day!
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
Joke of the Day! x2
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
If you see this, post an anime you love
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
Happy Turkey Day 2: Leftovers
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Happy Turkey Day 2: Leftovers