CowCatTed
@cowcatted.bsky.social
Human servant adopted me from a rescue mid-pandemic,I was delivered like a takeaway,most undignified.
I can be a grumpy ingrate at times.
I can be a grumpy ingrate at times.
Lots of food has arrived for me for the holidays.
I have inspected it all
I'm very happy with it
I have inspected it all
I'm very happy with it
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lots of food has arrived for me for the holidays.
I have inspected it all
I'm very happy with it
I have inspected it all
I'm very happy with it
Servant says I'm a hooligan
I am not as bad as this little furry guy www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
I am not as bad as this little furry guy www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Raccoon breaks into US liquor store and gets drunk
An intoxicated raccoon was discovered passed out on a bathroom floor in a liquor store in Hanover, Virginia, where CCTV shows him scurrying around the store.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Servant says I'm a hooligan
I am not as bad as this little furry guy www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
I am not as bad as this little furry guy www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
I've had a tiring weekend with all the fireworks nonsense.
Going back to bed for the afternoon
Going back to bed for the afternoon
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I've had a tiring weekend with all the fireworks nonsense.
Going back to bed for the afternoon
Going back to bed for the afternoon
Winter is coming so I'm eating a lot of food.
Servant says I don't need to as I'm fat enough already.
Servant is rude sometimes...
Servant says I don't need to as I'm fat enough already.
Servant is rude sometimes...
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Winter is coming so I'm eating a lot of food.
Servant says I don't need to as I'm fat enough already.
Servant is rude sometimes...
Servant says I don't need to as I'm fat enough already.
Servant is rude sometimes...
Now I don't have an enemy I'm a bit bored.
I need a new one
Servant says I'm contrary
I need a new one
Servant says I'm contrary
August 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now I don't have an enemy I'm a bit bored.
I need a new one
Servant says I'm contrary
I need a new one
Servant says I'm contrary
Next door's cat and her humans moved away.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
July 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Next door's cat and her humans moved away.
I'm so happy
I'm so happy
Humans can be noisy...
Servant has a winter cold
It coughs,splutters,sneezes - great barking and honking sounds.
The food keeps coming though,which is ,of course,the most important thing
Servant has a winter cold
It coughs,splutters,sneezes - great barking and honking sounds.
The food keeps coming though,which is ,of course,the most important thing
December 6, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Humans can be noisy...
Servant has a winter cold
It coughs,splutters,sneezes - great barking and honking sounds.
The food keeps coming though,which is ,of course,the most important thing
Servant has a winter cold
It coughs,splutters,sneezes - great barking and honking sounds.
The food keeps coming though,which is ,of course,the most important thing
A huge squirrel visits my garden.
I never knew they could grow that big
I never knew they could grow that big
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 AM
A huge squirrel visits my garden.
I never knew they could grow that big
I never knew they could grow that big
It got a bit cold here.
I am hungry and eating a lot.
Servant says my fur will get too tight and I'll be uncomfortable.
I'm willing to take that risk...
I am hungry and eating a lot.
Servant says my fur will get too tight and I'll be uncomfortable.
I'm willing to take that risk...
October 19, 2024 at 11:10 AM
It got a bit cold here.
I am hungry and eating a lot.
Servant says my fur will get too tight and I'll be uncomfortable.
I'm willing to take that risk...
I am hungry and eating a lot.
Servant says my fur will get too tight and I'll be uncomfortable.
I'm willing to take that risk...
Servant nearly sat on me.
I did jump up behind it just as it sat down but still...
I did jump up behind it just as it sat down but still...
October 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Servant nearly sat on me.
I did jump up behind it just as it sat down but still...
I did jump up behind it just as it sat down but still...
Servant is friendly with the cat next door.
I heartily dislike the cat next door.
This can be awkward
I heartily dislike the cat next door.
This can be awkward
September 7, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Servant is friendly with the cat next door.
I heartily dislike the cat next door.
This can be awkward
I heartily dislike the cat next door.
This can be awkward
Had to have stern words with servant.
Only 2 boxes of food arrived on the grocery delivery van.
It pointed out I have a huge pile already.
But I get hungry...
Only 2 boxes of food arrived on the grocery delivery van.
It pointed out I have a huge pile already.
But I get hungry...
August 10, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Had to have stern words with servant.
Only 2 boxes of food arrived on the grocery delivery van.
It pointed out I have a huge pile already.
But I get hungry...
Only 2 boxes of food arrived on the grocery delivery van.
It pointed out I have a huge pile already.
But I get hungry...
I'm watching the Olympics with servant.
Humans do some really odd things...
Humans do some really odd things...
July 28, 2024 at 9:38 AM
I'm watching the Olympics with servant.
Humans do some really odd things...
Humans do some really odd things...
It is my Official Birthday.
Servant gave me a new bowl.
It is very nice,white and black with grey cartoon cats on the outside.
Made me think though,why doesn't servant have cartoon humans on its dinner plates...
Servant gave me a new bowl.
It is very nice,white and black with grey cartoon cats on the outside.
Made me think though,why doesn't servant have cartoon humans on its dinner plates...
July 21, 2024 at 8:09 AM
It is my Official Birthday.
Servant gave me a new bowl.
It is very nice,white and black with grey cartoon cats on the outside.
Made me think though,why doesn't servant have cartoon humans on its dinner plates...
Servant gave me a new bowl.
It is very nice,white and black with grey cartoon cats on the outside.
Made me think though,why doesn't servant have cartoon humans on its dinner plates...
There is a huge collared dove in the neighbourhood.
I think he wants to be friends but he scares the daylights out of me.
I'm glad there are windows between us
I think he wants to be friends but he scares the daylights out of me.
I'm glad there are windows between us
June 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
There is a huge collared dove in the neighbourhood.
I think he wants to be friends but he scares the daylights out of me.
I'm glad there are windows between us
I think he wants to be friends but he scares the daylights out of me.
I'm glad there are windows between us
I think there were other cats living here before me.
Servant is getting old and sometimes calls me by other cats' names.
Servant is getting old and sometimes calls me by other cats' names.
April 28, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I think there were other cats living here before me.
Servant is getting old and sometimes calls me by other cats' names.
Servant is getting old and sometimes calls me by other cats' names.
Horrified.
A new cat turned up in the front garden.
It looks like me.
Smaller than me and without the wonky fringe but still...
A new cat turned up in the front garden.
It looks like me.
Smaller than me and without the wonky fringe but still...
April 21, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Horrified.
A new cat turned up in the front garden.
It looks like me.
Smaller than me and without the wonky fringe but still...
A new cat turned up in the front garden.
It looks like me.
Smaller than me and without the wonky fringe but still...
One of those air fryer thingies arrived last week for servant's birthday.
I keep meowing at it that fish would be good cooked in it.
Servant doesn't eat fish - it is a vegetarian.
Oh well.
I'll have to make do with my little tins
I keep meowing at it that fish would be good cooked in it.
Servant doesn't eat fish - it is a vegetarian.
Oh well.
I'll have to make do with my little tins
April 16, 2024 at 10:19 AM
One of those air fryer thingies arrived last week for servant's birthday.
I keep meowing at it that fish would be good cooked in it.
Servant doesn't eat fish - it is a vegetarian.
Oh well.
I'll have to make do with my little tins
I keep meowing at it that fish would be good cooked in it.
Servant doesn't eat fish - it is a vegetarian.
Oh well.
I'll have to make do with my little tins
Threw my new toys into the air then chased them all over the house.
I think they know who is boss now
I think they know who is boss now
April 8, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Threw my new toys into the air then chased them all over the house.
I think they know who is boss now
I think they know who is boss now
I got new catnip toys.
It is servant's birthday.
Not sure how these events are connected.
Not complaining though - don't want the catnip toys to stop arriving.
It is servant's birthday.
Not sure how these events are connected.
Not complaining though - don't want the catnip toys to stop arriving.
April 4, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I got new catnip toys.
It is servant's birthday.
Not sure how these events are connected.
Not complaining though - don't want the catnip toys to stop arriving.
It is servant's birthday.
Not sure how these events are connected.
Not complaining though - don't want the catnip toys to stop arriving.
Another cat has peed on my front door.
Servant cleaned it away.
But,still,the outrage
Servant cleaned it away.
But,still,the outrage
March 26, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Another cat has peed on my front door.
Servant cleaned it away.
But,still,the outrage
Servant cleaned it away.
But,still,the outrage
Sainsburys is broken.
Our delivery didn't arrive.
My little tins and Dreamies are on that order.
Servant says I have enough to keep me going until the new order arrives in a couple of days.
I'm not so sure - I'm a big boy,I need a lot of food
Our delivery didn't arrive.
My little tins and Dreamies are on that order.
Servant says I have enough to keep me going until the new order arrives in a couple of days.
I'm not so sure - I'm a big boy,I need a lot of food
March 16, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Sainsburys is broken.
Our delivery didn't arrive.
My little tins and Dreamies are on that order.
Servant says I have enough to keep me going until the new order arrives in a couple of days.
I'm not so sure - I'm a big boy,I need a lot of food
Our delivery didn't arrive.
My little tins and Dreamies are on that order.
Servant says I have enough to keep me going until the new order arrives in a couple of days.
I'm not so sure - I'm a big boy,I need a lot of food
There were some odd-looking cats on TV.
They were doing tricks.
Servant says they are "dogs" and the show is "Crufts"
I know humans can be strange,it seems dogs can be too
They were doing tricks.
Servant says they are "dogs" and the show is "Crufts"
I know humans can be strange,it seems dogs can be too
March 9, 2024 at 10:10 AM
There were some odd-looking cats on TV.
They were doing tricks.
Servant says they are "dogs" and the show is "Crufts"
I know humans can be strange,it seems dogs can be too
They were doing tricks.
Servant says they are "dogs" and the show is "Crufts"
I know humans can be strange,it seems dogs can be too
There are little furry guys with big fluffy tails in my garden.
Servant tells me they are squirrels - it told me about them last year too... but I forgot
Servant tells me they are squirrels - it told me about them last year too... but I forgot
February 20, 2024 at 10:49 AM
There are little furry guys with big fluffy tails in my garden.
Servant tells me they are squirrels - it told me about them last year too... but I forgot
Servant tells me they are squirrels - it told me about them last year too... but I forgot
If I behave reasonably for a few days I get a tin of luxury food.
I like them very much.
But they are a bit small for a big cat like me - 17 pounds.
About four slurps and that is it - gone.
Servant won't give me 2, says I'll become a chonk which it seems to think would be a bad thing
I like them very much.
But they are a bit small for a big cat like me - 17 pounds.
About four slurps and that is it - gone.
Servant won't give me 2, says I'll become a chonk which it seems to think would be a bad thing
February 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
If I behave reasonably for a few days I get a tin of luxury food.
I like them very much.
But they are a bit small for a big cat like me - 17 pounds.
About four slurps and that is it - gone.
Servant won't give me 2, says I'll become a chonk which it seems to think would be a bad thing
I like them very much.
But they are a bit small for a big cat like me - 17 pounds.
About four slurps and that is it - gone.
Servant won't give me 2, says I'll become a chonk which it seems to think would be a bad thing