Clyde Donovan
@cowsstar65.bsky.social
What's up, bros? My name is Clyde Donovan and I'm the hottest kid in the fourth grade. Oh, and I also love tacos too.
Aren't you too young to smoke, dude?
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Aren't you too young to smoke, dude?
He's been good. Last night, he showed a song from The Beatles.
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
He's been good. Last night, he showed a song from The Beatles.
I've just been hanging out with Cameron yesterday.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I've just been hanging out with Cameron yesterday.
Check the fridge.
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Check the fridge.
[listening to the song] Oh my god, this is pretty good.
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
[listening to the song] Oh my god, this is pretty good.
You gotta show me a video so that I can say if you're right or not.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
You gotta show me a video so that I can say if you're right or not.
Thanks kid, I know that too.
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Thanks kid, I know that too.
I-It's alright... besides, that happened ages ago. Like what Kenny said.
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I-It's alright... besides, that happened ages ago. Like what Kenny said.
YES! The girls only wanted to date me so they could get free shoes from my dad! That was the whole reason why they rigged the goddamn thing! [starts crying]
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
YES! The girls only wanted to date me so they could get free shoes from my dad! That was the whole reason why they rigged the goddamn thing! [starts crying]
Knock Ringo? What do you mean?
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Knock Ringo? What do you mean?
Yeah, of course I am.
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Yeah, of course I am.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Dude, you already look cool enough.
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Dude, you already look cool enough.
At least I'm trying to be a better person, right?
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
At least I'm trying to be a better person, right?
I guess my "best" moment of the year I could think of was hanging out with the new kid, Cameron. The less said about my Channel of Truth podcast the better.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I guess my "best" moment of the year I could think of was hanging out with the new kid, Cameron. The less said about my Channel of Truth podcast the better.
Oh, right. Well, you might as well go there again... if you want.
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, right. Well, you might as well go there again... if you want.
[he thinks for a bit] You’ve heard of Whistlin’ Willy’s before?
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
[he thinks for a bit] You’ve heard of Whistlin’ Willy’s before?
You and me both actually.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You and me both actually.
Yeah, can we not talk about this again? We're only talking about it now because this Estella girl said something about breaking men's hearts.
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yeah, can we not talk about this again? We're only talking about it now because this Estella girl said something about breaking men's hearts.