Hopefully the cat's done a whoopsie in his toupee.

(That's the kind of "screw you" you send when you... also want them to take the students you've written references for.)

... ask if anyone who actually works here thinks this is a good idea!

I've just cancelled mine online? Maybe they've switched it on today to prevent their call centre becoming overwhelmed...

These are HEPI estimates of the 20 institutions affected: I think this illustrates the impact if the tariff is absorbed in full by institutions.

What share of the 6% tariff different universities may try to pass on to fees - or the impact might be on demand if they did - is not publicly known.

They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)

Anyone running a bar who doesn't realise that is probably running a crap bar, though, so no real loss. Also, it's Altrincham, so my money was already on it being crap...

Pretty sure you can't do language degrees at Imperial, either. Then again, I've never really considered Imperial a "proper" university...