If we’ve learned anything of late, he’s probably taking four times the recommended dose because more medicine is always better. And yeah, that looks like zemp-face.
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
If we’ve learned anything of late, he’s probably taking four times the recommended dose because more medicine is always better. And yeah, that looks like zemp-face.
Imagine what it’ll be like when she puts them on
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Imagine what it’ll be like when she puts them on
This is so very Trump. Two bills with more than enough support to override his veto in a walk, making him look both like a petty bitch and a powerless lame duck all in one fell swoop. Imagine how much worse things would be if he wasn’t such a total boob.
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This is so very Trump. Two bills with more than enough support to override his veto in a walk, making him look both like a petty bitch and a powerless lame duck all in one fell swoop. Imagine how much worse things would be if he wasn’t such a total boob.
I’ve been to Gary. The typo is apt.
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I’ve been to Gary. The typo is apt.
If by “hearty” you mean “enlarged and regularly fibrillating …”
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If by “hearty” you mean “enlarged and regularly fibrillating …”
I think it could be one person repeatedly for a bit
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I think it could be one person repeatedly for a bit
Team Sperm Whale and Pot of Petunias here.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Team Sperm Whale and Pot of Petunias here.
Ordering unagi just to eel something
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ordering unagi just to eel something
Satanic-figure stuff aside, way to go naming your company after a character who (a) never actually shows up and (b) has a very specific and exploitable security flaw.
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Satanic-figure stuff aside, way to go naming your company after a character who (a) never actually shows up and (b) has a very specific and exploitable security flaw.
Pa rum pa pum pum
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pa rum pa pum pum
Fly you fucking fools feels apt and scratches the alliteration itch
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Fly you fucking fools feels apt and scratches the alliteration itch
Regarding the Veggie Tales one, I have to get the following out of my head by sharing it:
OH COME, LETTUCE, ADORE HIM
OH COME, LETTUCE, ADORE HIM
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Regarding the Veggie Tales one, I have to get the following out of my head by sharing it:
OH COME, LETTUCE, ADORE HIM
OH COME, LETTUCE, ADORE HIM
When did the weirdo in yellow boots show up
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When did the weirdo in yellow boots show up
Oh god don’t eat that pie
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh god don’t eat that pie
Honestly surprised they replaced Calibri with Times NR and not that gaudy wedding invite font.
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Honestly surprised they replaced Calibri with Times NR and not that gaudy wedding invite font.
Awesome, but first I want a shot at the fucker with a sledgehammer, Berlin Wall style.
To be clear I am talking about the ballroom. Probably.
To be clear I am talking about the ballroom. Probably.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Awesome, but first I want a shot at the fucker with a sledgehammer, Berlin Wall style.
To be clear I am talking about the ballroom. Probably.
To be clear I am talking about the ballroom. Probably.
One must also note he was flicking lit cigarettes into Stephen Baldwin’s eye before it was cool.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One must also note he was flicking lit cigarettes into Stephen Baldwin’s eye before it was cool.
Pictured: no cattle
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pictured: no cattle
Habba la vista, baby.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Habba la vista, baby.
They also appear to have hit architecture, business, and even engineering in the same way, though so while I agree that they probably have it in for nurses like they do women in general this can easily coexist with the general precept of “what a gang of fuckups who don’t think things through.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They also appear to have hit architecture, business, and even engineering in the same way, though so while I agree that they probably have it in for nurses like they do women in general this can easily coexist with the general precept of “what a gang of fuckups who don’t think things through.”
Moon visible through the eyeslit and breathing hole thingies is a boss-level detail. Please tell me it’s entitled How Do I Get Down.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Moon visible through the eyeslit and breathing hole thingies is a boss-level detail. Please tell me it’s entitled How Do I Get Down.
I mean, he replaced NAFTA with SHMAFTA, waited several years and assorted convictions and indictments, then shat all over it like a gibbon with the trots, so this is on point really.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I mean, he replaced NAFTA with SHMAFTA, waited several years and assorted convictions and indictments, then shat all over it like a gibbon with the trots, so this is on point really.
Clouseau cosplayer getting some back for that Sellers Fu Manchu movie
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Clouseau cosplayer getting some back for that Sellers Fu Manchu movie