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cpoffers
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That one (They/Them)
I feel like if you're the kind of person who thinks of doing things beneficial for humanity, you're not the kind of person that would be able to accumulate that much wealth.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
My go-to method of losing weight is to obliterate part of the Earth, reducing its gravitational pull. Yours is pretty neat though.
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Back when the only names they had were stuff like "Yak Face" and "Slug Head".
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"Now look, 'Let's go to Nonce Manor and do nightmare crimes' is clearly code for something completely innocuous, like getting ice cream or something."
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
No matter how much money and power this guy gets, he will always be an absolutely suck-ass loser.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Think I've found the source of the problem
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
what's it about?
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I absolutely hate talking about myself. I'm an anti-Dan. A "Nad" if you will.

...wait...
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
"The source of my socio-economic problems must lie elsewhere, 'cause Lord knows it can't be the socio-economic system I live under."
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"B..but why would he lie about being the Wallet Inspector?"
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The sofa usurper
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
A bunch of "It must be social media smear campaigns, 'cause Lord knows it can't be because of their words and actions" in the comments there.
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It is 2025
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM