Jack Aubrey
@cptjackaubrey.bsky.social
It feels like Christmas thirty years ago
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
It feels like Christmas thirty years ago
Whigs and codpieces are back apparently.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Whigs and codpieces are back apparently.
List the members of the WH press pool. It’s more a cess pool.
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
List the members of the WH press pool. It’s more a cess pool.
As a latch key oops baby born 10 years after the last sibling I was at least taught to identify the tastier bugs.
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
As a latch key oops baby born 10 years after the last sibling I was at least taught to identify the tastier bugs.
Look at all the quasi- bluebloods with their two knives.
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Look at all the quasi- bluebloods with their two knives.
So we can applaud them. Thanks for the PR help you lying stealing cockamooch.
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
So we can applaud them. Thanks for the PR help you lying stealing cockamooch.
The Jets are a time capsule of suck.
January 27, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The Jets are a time capsule of suck.
I come not to challenge yours, but to thank you for the remembrance of my version in ‘78
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I come not to challenge yours, but to thank you for the remembrance of my version in ‘78
Then he smelled the pancakes and real maple syrup. Fuck Donald.
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Then he smelled the pancakes and real maple syrup. Fuck Donald.
Or a foot stool, or an ottoman, or if you’re fortunate, a whole sectional!
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Or a foot stool, or an ottoman, or if you’re fortunate, a whole sectional!
Another reason not to watch.
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Another reason not to watch.
We have coalie at home 💩
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We have coalie at home 💩
He was face down in the couch for three hours and fifteen minutes. He did find eighty five cents in loose change.
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
He was face down in the couch for three hours and fifteen minutes. He did find eighty five cents in loose change.
He’s bringing back Green stamps so can get an ice maker.
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
He’s bringing back Green stamps so can get an ice maker.
Well, the pee tape in techni-color for starters.
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Well, the pee tape in techni-color for starters.
For his tiny little hands.
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For his tiny little hands.
Everyone is waiting for the Brazzers parody.
January 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Everyone is waiting for the Brazzers parody.
Straight into an orifice, any orifice. I am not picky.
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Straight into an orifice, any orifice. I am not picky.
It’s because no one ever comments on anything you ever post. No one is listening, Barth. No one.
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It’s because no one ever comments on anything you ever post. No one is listening, Barth. No one.
Presenting the simulation generator.
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Presenting the simulation generator.
Jesus, he’s gonna take on the Parayko contract isn’t he?
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Jesus, he’s gonna take on the Parayko contract isn’t he?
