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Captain Kirk
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Biking is good for you.
See also; any Facebook comment section about a new coffee shop opening up simultaneously staffed by pink haired pussy libs who are going to work in a warzone that any red blooded man would need 3 handguns and a plate carrier to go in and tactically extract a takeout order
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Certified "WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOSE" legwear situation going on here
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Version of Memoria where Tilda Swinton wanders near the shoreline and goes "ohhhhhhh"
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I voted so fucking hard bro
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Hey man can you get your shit together?
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My favorite is reporting "no linter errors" like oh boy cool that's great little dude
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Captain Kirk
A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.

Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The Fetterman disaster has completely changed how I look at "disruptive" federal election candidates
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Ohh okay well perfect then they don't have to do anything at all. Phew.
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
What a massive POS
bsky.app/profile/faab...
Israeli graffiti artist Dudi Shoval deliberately painted overt Zionist symbols over existing pro-Palestine murals in #Barcelona, triggering backlash from local residents who rejected the erasure of Palestinian solidarity amid Israel’s ongoing genocide in #Gaza. #Vandalism #Israel #Spain #Criminal
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Isn't it already back to "HBO Max"?
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think about that every time I grab the sling bag before stepping outside. 13 year old me would be aghast.
July 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Quite happy that both of my "home"towns have pizza places who told him to go fuck himself
apnews.com/general-news...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKJ...
After Barstool bashing, Goodfellas supporters turned out
LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) — A harsh review of a Lexington pizza slice went viral last Monday night as thousands of Barstool Sports fans took to Yelp to trash the popular restaurant online.
apnews.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What's this? Something older than lizard juice everyone's going on about?
May 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM