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captain swing
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Mediocre 3d-artist, terrible programmer.
Let's hope this stupidity ends before we find out
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'd bet a fiver he's right - european here
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Obviously. But I think it's dangerous to underestimate how much denial the average eu politician is in, surely the US are not serious?
While certainly a special case, nobody in power here in germany has any doubts trump et al can be won over w/ the right talking points, from Merz on down.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
U ok there buddy?
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It's hard to peer into the future, obviously - but I'd be fairly sure that bluff'd get called by the US's current admin.

I hope we never find out
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think you'll be unpleasantly surprised, but sure
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Implying that France would go nuclear over Greenland is the wildest take I've read here in a hot minute, though???
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
European here, never will european armies enter a prolonged shooting war with the US Army, nobody is this insane. Strongly worded letters and maybe economical consequences are most likely, I don't even see base closures happening here in .de (preserve transantlantic bridge! GI's prop up local econ!)
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
European here, never will european armies enter a prolonged shooting war with the US Army, nobody is this insane. Strongly worded letters and maybe economical consequences are most likely, I don't even see base closures happening here in .de (preserve transantlantic bridge! GI's prop up local econ!)
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'm laughing, but will still read the article if that's ok
January 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
He's died on so many hills, ICE can't touch the man
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
second base
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Ja da liest man auch hier leider echt die dümmste Scheisse
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Reposted by captain swing
The Katie Hopkins “machine gun the migrants” stuff was in the Sun in 2015, lads. These are cartoons published in the Daily Mail the same year, or earlier.
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just run of the mill yoghurt?
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Not saying it doesn't sound plausible - german lefty here and hence obsessed with the 3d reich and haven't heard of this particular phrase. do you have any kind of source [non-confrontational] ?
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM