crabby-girl.bsky.social
girl who is a tree
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 6h
tensed my whole body at the hobo johnson mention
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Banzai Bisexual/万歳バイ @ethel-kay.bsky.social · 14h
Indra's Net is actually a reference to a trans girl named Indra living in cap hill and how every other trans girl there is like 3 degrees of separation from her
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 13h
hm. disproportionately, yes
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 13h
wait no I mean I have terrible birdcalls!! they're awful!!! but my personality is very good!!!!!
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 14h
worried that women only desire me for my accurate birdcalls
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 14h
custom plate for the latest @averycutedog.bsky.social album goes crazy
a license plate reading "OIL"
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 14h
oh absolutely limping is cherished
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 15h
transfemme rihanna's hit single Shut Up And Writhe
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 15h
truer words never spoken 😔🙏
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 15h
do you want to live your life as a girl that trembles or a bitch that writhes
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 15h
destressing my jeans. putting them in a warm bath and spilling red wine on them
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
if Rihanna told me to shut up and drive I'd probably start crying
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
they caused issues for air travel but their murmurations were undeniably spectacular
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
Hollywood starlings of the 1950s
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
the French word for apple translates to "sky potato" - pom de terre du ciel
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
not for long. we're having brunch together tomorrow. I'm bringing him a single blueberry
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
if I was a squirrel I'd fill my tree hollow with food that actually tasted good. radishes. muffins. pasta primavera. that sort of thing
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 16h
tiny man who lives inside the Little Free Library and shushes passersby
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 17h
upwards of 90% of trans women are desperately attracted to Muzzy
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 17h
first date idea: dissect each others' regurgitated pellets
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 18h
theyre called screech owls because when you see one you'll screech with delight
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 4d
Tragic: this transsexual has not kissed a girl in nearly 10 hours
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 4d
someone should gently mist her
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 4d
the famous costco hot frog
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girl who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 4d
insane clown doggie
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