Crabby Phatty with Cheese
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My interests other than complaining about the class war and politics in general include:

Gothic Literature
1970s Supernatural Horror
Italian Giallos (Gialli?)
Wildlife and Animals
Nature and Environmental Science
Historical Architecture
Cooking and Food

I'll try to keep it balanced. I'll try.
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One of the major cuts to global health and food funds was Catholic Relief Serve. CRS is one of the best sources of humanitarian outreach in the world, plus Marco Rubio is supposed to be Catholic. The math ain't mathin' - Rubio and Vance are Catholic only in name.
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It's true I have read articles written by psych and sociology professionals on how far right conservatives only understand domination and submission not compromise, and that all women and people of color are bullied into polite speech to give white men the upper hand. Fuck them Nazis.
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Agreed. Jeffries had to have a sombrero photoshopped on his head to get to this point. Where was this energy months ago?
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Suggestion: more men of color shouting down white conservative douchebags so we can watch those twerps piss themselves with fail.
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All of these idiots have arrested development in one form or another. Trump is a toddler, JD Vance and Pete Hegseth are pathetic teenaged frat boys, and most of their underlings peaked somewhere in middle school, as the 6th grade bully or like Mike Johnson who is dying to be the bully's lackey.
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I am certainly not opposed to chocolate, but for some reason I associate fruity sour candies with Halloween - right now there are Nerds variety packs in my house, but Sweet Tarts are one of my absolute favorites, and so are Blow Pops (with the gum in the middle).
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Day 8 of #VundaHalloweenathon and the theme is Ahhhhh-nthology! I like the Torture Garden anthology from 1967, starring Burgess Meredith (who is also a creepy character in The Sentinel 1977 and Burnt Offerings 1976) as one of my favorite scream...kings? #Halloween #HorrorMovies #AnthologyHorror
Burgess Meredith as Dr. Diablo (the narrator) in Torture Garden (1967). He is dressed in a 19th century mustache and goatee, wearing an old-fashioned top hat and a buttoned- up shirt and tie. Everything in the photo still is colored with a psychedelic coat of blues and golds, while the original shades have been completely washed out. Some extra cast members look on, behind Dr. Diablo in a room decorated with antique lamps and chandeliers, with heavy curtains lining the walls.
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Patel already lost it. His facial expressions are deeply abnormal.
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I always feel so safe when the man leading the FBI looks like someone who should be dressed in a white coat knotted with many belts while he sits in a padded room.
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Things are so much more festive with a Halloween themed bowl full of sweet and sour candies three and half weeks before Trick or Treat actually happens.
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Protein bars are gross. Vegan or vegetarian energy bars are better at least they taste like fruit. The Luna Lemon Blueberry flavor is bomb diggity.
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A lot of it is performative for incel men. Some of the biggest ones obviously have fake too clean kitchens,one was actually called out for being the single mother of a mixed race child (which is horrible but what she was doing as a grift was also horrible so...)
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They're not trad wives. Some are sex workers (seriously) and some are grifting even though they know they're hurting other women they don't care, so I don't encourage it. It's like when ppl say oh that guy doesn't believe Nazi shit. Well that guy is a sociopath of the worst kind then. No morals.
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Why don't these people write about how mentally disturbed and psychopathic their relatives or old school friends are? Like Mary Trump, call a spade a spade. Stephen Miller isn't a hypocrite he's a sociopath.
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I always think that when I watch a slasher film about a serial killer or spree killer, how incredibly tiring and gross murdering people must be. Ain't nobody got the energy for that.
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The problem with this entire admin is that it is almost completely formed of stupid rich people who are used to being obeyed (or tolerated) by the people who they pay - waiters, housekeepers, escorts, whomever - and they're all hilariously surprised at how stupid everyone else thinks they are.
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I took classes as an undergrad on how to teach children and one of the things we were taught is to never ever "try to sound cool" like a youth pastor, that it just makes you look less credible not more likable.
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I thought that described all Republicans in power.
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Oh I don't think so, if it were cocaine he might actually be funny or have interesting things to say.
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Well being an alcoholic of his caliber IS a serious mental health issue. We are not talking about he drinks a few too many on the weekend or functional alcoholism, he's well known for getting shit faced on work trips and assaulting his coworkers.
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Oh quelle surprise, a serious alcoholic who obviously wings it on "I promise I won't drink if you give me this job" instead of getting therapy or going to some kind of group support has untreated mental health issues.
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She's just another billionaire trying to fleece the working middle class.
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If there is any American adult alive who needs to learn that famous people aren't their friends and that there are literally no good billionaires and they do not know it right now they're a lost cause.