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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪
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Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · Nov 13
Announcing his triumphant return this fall!!
BEN the bear talk show
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 17d
Pulp Spot
'Spot Goes To Hollywood'
PlayStation
Pulp Spot 'Spot Goes To Hollywood' PlayStation
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h
I don’t care for his fingernail configuration
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Super Mario 3 Bob Dylan
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 4h
With all my heart, I tell you.

Watch the piss saga.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 14h
i was gonna make some sorta wisecrack right here but then i accidentally tapped something that started playing this in another tab and I lost all semblance of thought
THE PISS SAGA | Short Documentary
YouTube video by Derek Milton
www.youtube.com
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 15h
I think the test for adhd should be 1 question:

Did you remember to start your music after you put those headphones on?
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
That’s the crabitha experience
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Lmao I was like “yes gears and belts and such, makes sense”
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
That’s the crabitha experience
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Does your town have a Parrot Guy? I think pretty much everywhere I lived has one(1) Parrot Guy who walks around town with his bird
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Ah hell I just remembered that Scott Thompson sucks now
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Does it mean they’ll put jk out to pasture? If so I’m all for whatever this trash is
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Yep it’s killing me, I could go full Heidi fleiss with it if I let myself off the leash, they’re so cool but they live so long and they have NEEDS.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
I’ve heard you can make parrots horny by petting them, which is unsettling
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
Parakeets are so goofy to me. How was that ever a wild bird. Avian hamster.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
He may have been a pioneer in the space but he was definitely rubbing one out of his cloaka or whatever they have. There was….staining.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
we got a cockatiel when i was in middle school. sometime after I moved out, the neighbor cat (whom i had rescued as a kitten and given them) came in our house through the dog door and attacked him and he didn't make it. He liked to hump his perch to completion while he was alive.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
then we got another conure named Bender (predating futurama by like 20 years i might add) and he was a fucking dick, but he flew away. Then my friend from church told me how a parrot landed in his back yard and his mom said they could keep it and my mom was like "no that's fine don't tell them"
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
I think i told you about the aviary we had when I was a kid, that the dog got into? he ate all the finches like chicken nuggies. and then there was our conure Sam. He used to steal my parents' roaches out the ashtray. He accidentally got slammed in the door.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
do not get obsessed with getting a bird, you cannot have a bird, you love spraying shit around the house too much and your little shitass rat dog will probably try to eat it and they fly and then you feel guilty trimming their flight feathers, do not get a goddamned bird
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h
so you get those digits or what
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6h
Her ass is NOT eating that pizza
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6h
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Dasha (I’m so sorry)
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Death Becomes Her superfan, spookily @issuefortyfive.bsky.social · 6h
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6h
Looks like a family annihilation murder in SF today. Christ.
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