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KingCrabmaster
@crabmaster.bsky.social
Game developer, streamer, poster of nonsense.
Co-founder of Goldencrab Studios:
https://bsky.app/profile/goldencrab.bsky.social
I feel like every time I see someone comment "Everyone went to Bluesky and then went back to Twitter anyway" I then see Twitter make some or another update that reinforces why people should be leaving in the first place lol.
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's still kinda funny watching a fanbase gaslight itself into thinking Season 2 was good (I was disappointed by it then and still am now) because Season 3 was so much worse.

Really goes to show how you can boil those lobsters.
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Shoveling snow is all three male fantasies, and yet people discard it as simply a chore.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
No shut up brain I did something cool brain don't think of the funny thing that happened as big cringe brain the thing was funny and goofy and light hearted while I genuinely did something nice people are gonna remember the nice thing brain and not thing I'm stupid cringe brain c'mon now.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The final stream of the year, our usual New Year's Genesis tradition continues as we round off with Kid Chameleon and maybe Sonic 3D Blast after that! - www.twitch.tv/kingcrabmaster
KingCrabmaster - Twitch
Variety Streamer, Game Developer, Level Designer. Often times quite chill streams encouraging discussion with chat, though nights with multiplayer games will get very high energy and full of laughs. ...
www.twitch.tv
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finding Netherrite was never my thing, and it's even harder in Modded Minecraft, but I have a plan today! - www.twitch.tv/kingcrabmaster
KingCrabmaster - Twitch
Variety Streamer, Game Developer, Level Designer. Often times quite chill streams encouraging discussion with chat, though nights with multiplayer games will get very high energy and full of laughs. ...
www.twitch.tv
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's manly to save the world.

Recycling is manly.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I don't think you can split a fanbase that already spends 90% of its time crashing out.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Patriotism is earned, not demanded.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mmm, a piece of media being censored and whack-a-mole'd? Don't mind if I do...
YOINK
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The results of tonight's gingerbread stream!
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's that Christmas-y time of year again where we do gingerbread houses! - www.twitch.tv/kingcrabmaster
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
With the AI conversation I have started to try to just remind myself that the whole thing is basically a "The enemy of my annoying neighbor is my enemy".

In the end all the big megacorp rich people have put their ducks in the AI basket, and I want megacorps to fail, so the anti AI crowd helps that.
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Digital Circus gets a live action remake, and it's actually the same thing but slightly lower quality to simulate the accurate VR experience.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Stream time! Burgers collected, now onto new adventures in Modded Minecraft - www.twitch.tv/kingcrabmaster
KingCrabmaster - Twitch
Variety Streamer, Game Developer, Level Designer. Often times quite chill streams encouraging discussion with chat, though nights with multiplayer games will get very high energy and full of laughs. ...
www.twitch.tv
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Can you believe it?
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Every time I see it I HATE the apathetic logic of "The planet will be fine, it's just us that will go away."

Like no man, we're roaches that will never go away. We'll make the whole planet worse, extinct thousands of lifeforms, and then continue to live on in a worse world if we do nothing...
December 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
90% of modifications I'd make to the Constitution have to do with not trusting leaders and adding guard rails so they can't do the *motions generally at everything right now* that we see these days...

Way too many honor-based systems in our legacy document...
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In an era of geoguesser, people throwing pizzas onto houses, and people finding random fields movies used for even just a single scene, it admittedly baffles me people are so shocked a few streets were found based on a couple photos in Digital Circus.
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's fascinating watching an anime rely on speed lines so much, and also seemingly not know how to utilize them correctly to convey speed.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Recognizing Polovtsian Dances in the Digital Circus because you're cultured and know of classical music?

No no, I recognized it because of a remix from playing too much DDR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MXP...
Polovtsian Dances And Chorus (Full Version)
YouTube video by RiTisHere
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Okay so like, people know I don't care for the Manga's changes to the story but even I find it wild to see that JC Staff/Namco/Whoever made these choices have seemingly sabotaged One Punch Man's ability to have a 4th season in every way possible???
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Gonna be searching for all the background glyphs in Noita tonight - www.twitch.tv/kingcrabmaster
KingCrabmaster - Twitch
Variety Streamer, Game Developer, Level Designer. Often times quite chill streams encouraging discussion with chat, though nights with multiplayer games will get very high energy and full of laughs. ...
www.twitch.tv
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm really willing to say that as far as platform layout goes the internet is already in a kind of dark age in terms of design philosophy.
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What an episode.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM