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Crab Wells
@crabofdoom.bsky.social
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🦀 🔞 comic & smut artist / fanficcer / swear a lot / news reblogs / FFVII & XV fan / thrifter / he / they / trans masc / pagan / anti-fascist
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crabofdoom.bsky.social
If you see this, post your bird art 🐦
A sketchy profile of a Final fatasy 7 chocobo, its head smugly turned away from the 'camera' with the text "majestic as fuck." the chocobo had cloud' spiky hair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
if there are other HCC cappers on bsky, do not look at this post. UnReality, please keep the secret of my identit(ies), tomorrow night.

h'okay. this is my 2025 stable of possible halloween ball capper costumes. i likes them.

(HCC is a kind of chatroom, & our ID graphics are very limited in space.)
a computer-ish blue background, with white letters reading "POOTY PARPER". originally a photo of a carved 'name badge' someone found in a big flea market box of pins and badges. A black background, with "LOL DED" printed in red and white spooky-ish letters, and a laughing skull in between. originally a photo of a tombstone-shaped scrapbooking sticker found by a user on the ShiftyThrifting discord. a tiny bit of a black background, with dark and light gray horizontal stripes covering it. at the rounded off right end is a simple face of beady eyes and a triangular smile. the word "sa-ca-bam-bas-pis" is printed over the stripes, alternating in grays and staggering by syllables.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
well, well, well. look who's okay with processing payments for masturbation with fuckable silicone mannequins, but not for masturbation to individuals' art or fiction.
October 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
hey, one of those WIPs, polished up rather a bit :D
veer-from-canon FF7 Rebirth AU - Gold Saucer Sky Wheel date, between Barret and a partner who's maybe not willing to open up emotionally, but very willing to compensate with openness to other hard things.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
Thanks for the smut share!

I'm Crab, nearing the end of an outside obligation that's sapped my want to draw for a little while, so I bring some works-in-progress that I hope to give more polish, soon.
canon-ish FF7R AU. Barret taking a Gold Saucer gondola ride alone, but ending up with a partner in the pod that turns out rather well for him. college jock AU. father Hollander and son Angeal fucking son's slutty classmate together. placements need more work for sure, as they currently force Hollander's torso to be absurdly long. college jock AU - page 1 of 2 (so far). an exploration of Hojo's unexamined issues of being left by his wife. namely, if she's no longer in his bed, the son that came out of her has a duty to take her place, if Hojo finds him just as beautiful. college jock AU - page 2 of 2 (so far.) continuation of Hojo's not-at-all perverse fingerbanging of his newly-adult offspring, and the general expectation of Sephiroth to serve as his mother's replacement.
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
Thanks for the art share!

I'm still recovering from moving my desk around & trying to get everything on/around it back into order for Optimal Drawing Tiems, but I do have some recent Sephiroth smut, 'finished' enough to be presentable.
a canon-ish Sephiroth, in a mostly-lace party gown and diamond jewelry ensemble, discovering that the laces on the dress' corset bodice aren't quite up to enduring the tightening he'd given them. college jock AU. Sephiroth in the midst of yoga stretches, that become too much for Hojo to merely watch from the doorway. college jock AU. Sephiroth's more 'traditional Nibel' outfit (based on Tifa's,) partially undone to expose his chest and pelvis, and bearing a distinct damp patch on his shorts' crotch from a wet and eager pussy. college jock AU, also. second page of a... three-parter, I think, of a stripped Sephiroth being fucked by President Shinra on the rough of an upper plate golf course, while sucking the cock of an unnamed junior executive.
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
one take on Spring 1 Year 2 introductions, related but not verbatim to my AO3 fic, A Hot Start To A Cold Spring. I've since tripped over a scenario I like more, for the dramaz, but I still like the 'immediate boning' scenario, too.
stardew valley AU, on the morning Kent returns to town. in his farmhouse's kitchen, Safay has been pushed onto his back, on his table. all semblance of pants are missing, and he pulls up his loose cropped teeshirt to expose his chest to Kent, who is shirtless and whose pants have fallen off his hips. Kent's left hand is between Safay's legs, touching to and into Safay's labia; his right hand holds his erection, hard and dripping eagerly. the second panel has Kent lying on top of Safay, penetrating and pounding the younger farmer's body while they kiss, and hold and caress each other. top row panels show macro images of Kent's cockhead pushing into Safay's pussy muscles. the passage is growing wet, and Kent's cock spits a small burst of precum. middle row shows views from below, as Kent's cock shoves itself inside of this 20yo he only met a few minutes ago, and emerges amid his thrusting, coated in Safay's excited cream. last panel is a close up of Kent and Safay's faces, and Kent laying claim to the farmer's pussy. one-panel page, of Safay's nudity and Kent penetrating him. Safay calls the repatriated soldier 'sir', and by his rank of Corporal, both out of conditioning from Joja's secret supersoldier project and a correct assumption that Kent would find the grant of power hot. Safay weakly begs to be creampied.
October 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
[these lines consent to fucking for my amusement.]

it would honestly take very, very little (mostly his hair) to make Kent pass for an AU Ravus. and it's not even me who originally drew him that way. all the more upsetting, that he's married and un-dateable, but my otp will not be denied.
stardew valley AU. single panel from an unfinished comic page, of Kent sitting somewhere, dressed but with his pants off of his hips. Safay straddles his lap and looks back at him, wearing an open flannel shirt, straw cowboy hat, combat boots, and nothing else. there is absolutely fucking going on. Kent is drawn a little more deliberately off-model than usual, mostly noticeable in his longer hairstyle, to highlight the Ravus-ness I see in his design. one day, I may be forced to make a portrait mod for the game, to make my vision clearer.
October 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
zoning out during yoga stretches leads to surprise interruptions. "not again", says local fitness buff.
college jock AU. Sephiroth kneels on his hands and knees on a yoga mat, pushed into such a position by Hojo, who has gotten hard from watching his son's stretching, and has pulled their respective underwear aside to fuck Sephiroth from behind. Sephiroth's gaze, practically upside down, looks back to Hojo's hands fondling his chest and cock sliding inside him, and his body reacting by already dripping cum. he's surprised and blushing to be so into it.
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
well, there. at least now, it's unsolicited porn I'd want to look at.
PWP comic page, based on the blurry video still from the thread's first post. college jock AU. Sephiroth lying naked on a waist-high surface in Hollander's garage, and turned to his side. his pussy splashes drops of cum as it gets pounded by Hollander's cock. a shot of the floor between Hollander's feet shows tiny pools of Sephiroth's cum collecting. the last panel shows both of their faces as Hollander cums inside Sephiroth, with an inset panel of the torrent of sperm, between them.
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
can't post adult fan art of fictional people on tumblr, but this shit keeps getting through to post to a members-only game community, somehow.
an "ad" for "google docs" asking "would you recommend this book?", and the "book" is a barely-blurred paused video of what is still obviously a real naked woman getting rogered by a real man's dick. This is on tumblr, a website that has "banned porn" since 2019.
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
ha ha, tomatoes, you have been eaten at last.
white cat with a look of diabolical satisfaction, saying "hehe".
September 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
If you see this, show us how you draw them man tiddies 🍈🍈
Sephiroth bursting the strings of a corset-top dress college jock AU Sephiroth being publicly manhandled by President Shinra and an unnamed favored guest. 2018 XV Kingslgaive comic between Sephiroth/Safay and Ravus, involving a biker jacket I'd seen someone either draw or rander Ignis wearing, and only realized when I was finished how closely what I drew looks like an Organization XIII cloak. But nevertheless: tiddies! older college jock AU, actually occuring in collegiate years. more SafayxRavus otp, making a mess of the kitchen in the Insomnia apartment Ravus shares with also-student Luna.
September 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
born of a screengrab of a fake magazine made as a prop for the 1996 Generation X TV movie. used said screengrab to block things into place, get the magazine perspective right. taking a lot of liberties from there.
executive AU, or at least for right now. cover of a magazine entitled 'Thong and Muscle', featuring a nude Sephiroth, holding a far-too-light-for-him hand weight, and having view of his nips and cooch blocked by the swords of out-of-frame SOLDIERs.
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
>>All fictional people depicted in this fictional scene are consenting actors in their fictional worlds and my alt universes of those worlds that aren't real<<

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scene inside of Rasmodius' forest tower, where Abigail lies naked on the wizard's worktable, with her legs wrapped around an equally naked Rasmodius, who is balls-deep inside her. there are clues in character dialog that Rasmodius once had an affair on his ex-wife, that resulted in a baby. there are further clues that the baby is now probably Abigail. it's unknown if either one is aware of this. however, I've also seen a convincing argument that the baby might be Sebastian. so, this scenario could be anything anyone does or doesn't want it to be. but, it's fact in-game that young adult Abigail often hangs out by the forest tower, she's had sex before, and she's excited by mysterious, adventurous things; and that Rasmodius doesn't say 'no' when a woman shows interest in him.
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
brainrotted: Sephiroth is a cis man!

Nomura:
Advent Children concept art of Sephiroth, with high cheeks, narrow chin, elegant curved jawline, full pouty lips, and thick-as-fuck lashes around the most obvious femme-fatale eyes you've ever seen. Drawn by Tetsuya Nomura, the same artist who's been in charge of officially designing Sephiroth since the character was created.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

this movie does have good jokes and good deliveries of said jokes, but it no doubt helps to see it as a 12yo, with your dad who was into the same car culture, at this same specific time. thru that lens: great family film.
rottentomatoes.com score of The Hollywood Knights (1980), which is 14%. gonna guess that's bad. it also, however, has a 72% score on the Popcornmeter, which I'm gonna guess is fairly good. in the words of Philip M. Jackson: "Turn off your brain. It will not be needed for this exercise."
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
found a pose I rather liked in a collection of vintage 50s photos on tumblr, and it turned into an excuse to put Sephiroth in a nearly-all-lace dress I remember seeing years and years ago. the ties on that corset top were under a lot of pressure.
executive AU. cleaned up sketch lines of Sephiroth wearing a corseted bodice with an attached three-quarter skirt of gathered lace and princess-puff 'sleeves', and tightly-pleated ruffles. he also wears opera-length gloves, and pave diamond fring necklace, bracelets, and waterfall earrings. at the open front of his semi-skirt, bikini-cut panties are visible, with dual straps and a very tufted collection of lace ruffles over his crotch. just into the right of the frame, someone else's fingers hold up a piece of broken corset lacing. the bodice has come loose from Sephiroth's torso, leaving his chest and pierced nipples exposed.
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
more subterranean hijinks.
stardew valley AU. Safay has removed what little clothing he had on, and has turned to face Kent, who has removed his shirts and pushed his pants down further, and praises him for being agreeable to the change of position. there's a pause as Kent's hard cock rubs in the valley of Safay's naked ass, then the repatriated soldier is right back to pounding farmer pussy. Safay, of course, loves every slam of it.
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
cover/page 1 of 'Power Trip', a 4-page comic based on dialog from Heidegger in the FF7 crossover DLC in 'Power Wash Simulator'. The comic involves an 'interview' with Heidegger about SOLDIER First Class Sephiroth, illustrated against Heidegger's typical treatment of the war hero he's (kind of back-handedly) praising. The opening scene of such professional respect is a naked Sephiroth, on all fours on the floor of Heidegger's office, his commanding office tugging on his long hair, and with coat, shirt, and pants open, fucking Sephiroth from behind. There are three more pages sketched out, but I still need to line and shade them, to get them up to this page's level. This is what I long to do for all of my multi-pagers, but others' enthusiam fuels me to put this much time and work into them ;u;
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
stardew AU re-do (now with referenced hat,) and a new page 2. my brain almost always has whole small scenes to elaborate acts plotted out as I'm drawing, but I only have so much (read: not enough) patience to get to it all in one sitting. so, continuations are often, but much delayed in-between.
stardew valley AU, wherein my Sephiroth-based farmer, Safay, has the hots for local liberated prisoner of war and married man, Kent. it is very reciprocal. here, Kent has joined Safay for a trek into the deep mountain mines. Safay needs coal (as ever) and Kent's family could use the scratch of selling a nice backpack load of gemstones. clearing a level infested with slimes has resulted in adrenaline rushes, stiff nipples, and a hard cock that can't wait any longer to be stuffed into the warm, slick hole of Kent's younger neighbor. it's the first truly lustful sex Kent has had in three years. Kent's legs spread Safay's wider, for maxium depth, as his right hands fondles the farmer's clit while touching around the area where their bodies are joined. Safay is soaking wet from the petting. Kent suggests Safay get naked, and turn around so they can watch each other when they cum. Safay sits upright on Kent's hips to strip, as Kent's hands continue roving over Safay's bared skin.
September 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
Congrats on 5K, and thanks for the share!

I'm Crab, sketcher of smut what needed sketching, pretty much bc I wanted to see it. Dirty deeds, sordid scenes, & crack pairings to spare.
Stardew Valley smut, between favorite villager & married man Kent, and my obviously Sephiroth-based farmer, Safay. speaking of Sephiroth--a VII/XV college AU, mostly about Sephiroth being a very horny and unbothered about it sort, with a lot of incestuous cum-slutting with Hojo, a lot of incestuous roleplay with Angeal's dad, Hollander, and frequent public/free use sex with President Shinra. more college AU. it could be that Sephiroth likes the power play of fucking any older man with authority over him, even if it's just by a couple of years. a veer-from-canon FF7R comic page. I have a fondness for taking my favorite and passing him around to characters who don't get as much attention from fans. usually, that means anyone from Barret to Wedge to Dio, but I'm also open to inspiring lines of in-game dialog from assholes like Nibelheim mayor Zander, here. few people want to keep Sephiroth around as a person, let alone a lover, but lots of people like Zander feel entitled to a SOLDIER's body.
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
another halfway-done sketch, getting some polishing. the mines of the Pelican Town mountains aren't exactly romantic, but there are occasions when ambiance matters very, very little.
Stardew Valley AU. Kent has gone down into the mountain mines with farmer Safay. a floor infested with slimes has been cleared, and Kent has learned through hard means to not put off celebrating survival. he lies on his back with Safay on his waist, an arm around Safay's waist as they fuck through Safay's pulled-aside jean shorts. several slimes are splattered around the area.
August 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
as good as I'm going to get this one right now, which is still pretty good from where it started. took most of an MST3K to fill in the bamboo beaded curtain. ow.
college jock AU. haven't settled on whether Shinra has a company opium den for favored employees, or if this is just Hojo's "den" at home, but either way, it's a place where he enjoys his son really tarting it up in slutwear, and getting a full servicing in a remarkably heavy and sturdy chair.
August 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
crabofdoom.bsky.social
"then perish."
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM