CrackerPlease
@crackerplease18.bsky.social
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the garden
Not all heroes wear capes
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
He will definitely be visited by three spirits tonight; heartburn, indigestion, and regret
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He will definitely be visited by three spirits tonight; heartburn, indigestion, and regret
For many of them, they haven’t been negatively affected yet. But it’s coming
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For many of them, they haven’t been negatively affected yet. But it’s coming
Keep going! We’re all cheering for you 🤘🏼
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Keep going! We’re all cheering for you 🤘🏼
It happens to the best of us. I hope you survived
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It happens to the best of us. I hope you survived
The asteroid is probably too young 😁
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The asteroid is probably too young 😁
Are you saying you want them to release the unredacted NASA photos?
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Are you saying you want them to release the unredacted NASA photos?
…… and unfortunately, we’re all collateral damage
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
…… and unfortunately, we’re all collateral damage
Yes, definitely!
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yes, definitely!
Caution: Shiny Waifu may appear shinier in real life
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Caution: Shiny Waifu may appear shinier in real life
Congratulations, wishing you all the best! Enjoy your Corvette Summer 🙂
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Congratulations, wishing you all the best! Enjoy your Corvette Summer 🙂
Don’t even get me started on the price of miasma remediation these days. Highway robbery!
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Don’t even get me started on the price of miasma remediation these days. Highway robbery!