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mr. chris
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Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.
⬆️ Opening lyrics to a solid deep cut track called "Heliotropic" off of Failure's massive album "Fantastic Planet."

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Failure - Heliotropic - Live - 2022
YouTube video by Failure Band
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December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Right now we're sick of everything
Tonight we bind up our brains again
With eyes pinned I'll fly around on your bed
We'll grow close while our hearts disconnect
Morning is limping into the room
Pleading that we bind ourselves again
Rip out that heliotropic rose
Back off please let the lost get lost
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Aww you remembered she has extra beans! 🐾
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @shlabotnik-rpt.bsky.social @rossmaute.bsky.social @yanxchick.bsky.social @tftwins.bsky.social @swanssy.bsky.social @todws322.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @offhiatusbbc.bsky.social @paullesko.bsky.social @vossbrink.bsky.social @orbishorse.bsky.social @mikepankowski.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @tlfrankking.bsky.social @junkwaxtwins.bsky.social @gritz.bsky.social @phungo2008.bsky.social @joelbad.bsky.social @wintwins.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @anthonyscorona.bsky.social @seventwelve21.bsky.social @dubmentality.bsky.social @shaylarz.bsky.social @bucyk.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @nightowlcards.bsky.social @cardsoncards.bsky.social @junkwaxqueen.bsky.social @gummyarts.bsky.social @aarongraunke.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
⬆️ tagging some folks who knew me in another life and may know of our little girl. They may also be amused by my nonchalance at pulling a chrome Trout rookie cup 🤷‍♂️ @debbie25lw.bsky.social @canto.bsky.social @bootyhippie.bsky.social @cardsoncards.bsky.social @cardjunk.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Meh. I used to do this all the time when no one was watching AND I never told anyone about it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I was in “don’t score so fast” mode. Wouldn’t be surprised if Bears take the game 29-28, but will be happy to be wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
…or noise. I keep saying voice. Must say something about me 🤷‍♂️
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I heard some guy who thinks socker is for weak woke libs got a participation trophy because he cried about not getting an actual for real one.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM