Craig Arnold
@craig-arnold.bsky.social
Retired software engineer. I don't reply to DMs.
Can I do my colonoscopy prep in the theater while it's showing?
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Can I do my colonoscopy prep in the theater while it's showing?
As much as I love the engineering marvel of rotary engines (prior cars I've owned were RX-4 and RX-2), they were not reliable and even when they "solved" the reliability problem they still suck oil and only last about 150k miles when properly maintained.
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
As much as I love the engineering marvel of rotary engines (prior cars I've owned were RX-4 and RX-2), they were not reliable and even when they "solved" the reliability problem they still suck oil and only last about 150k miles when properly maintained.
Just fucking do it.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Just fucking do it.
The Justice Department was lying.
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Justice Department was lying.
It would look a lot better if it didn't have "trump" in it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It would look a lot better if it didn't have "trump" in it.
He did it for Junior.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He did it for Junior.
There are better ways to say that you don't like your sister in law...
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
There are better ways to say that you don't like your sister in law...
Is anybody going to give Schumer credit for ending it?
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is anybody going to give Schumer credit for ending it?
After waiting 50 days to change their minds about the discharge petition for the Epstein files.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
After waiting 50 days to change their minds about the discharge petition for the Epstein files.
As usual, he's lying.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As usual, he's lying.
I'd be drunk too if I was anything at all like Crenshaw. Not much point in being anything else.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'd be drunk too if I was anything at all like Crenshaw. Not much point in being anything else.
Some people can't be trusted. MTG is one of those people.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some people can't be trusted. MTG is one of those people.
I'm surprised he didn't say "3 words, Russia, Russia, Russia".
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm surprised he didn't say "3 words, Russia, Russia, Russia".
Maybe the problem isn't that they think we're stupid, but that they actually are that stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Maybe the problem isn't that they think we're stupid, but that they actually are that stupid.
Megyn Kelly said pedophilia is OK if the girl is 15, so apparently yes...
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Megyn Kelly said pedophilia is OK if the girl is 15, so apparently yes...
Now that people are living in cars, why not allow 50 year loans on cars too?
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Now that people are living in cars, why not allow 50 year loans on cars too?
She misspelled PEDO.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
She misspelled PEDO.
To be fair, anything that Joe Biden did would cause outrage. All of these "if" scenarios are ridiculous because Biden wouldn't do whatever stupid thing the Tangerine Turd just did.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
To be fair, anything that Joe Biden did would cause outrage. All of these "if" scenarios are ridiculous because Biden wouldn't do whatever stupid thing the Tangerine Turd just did.
Where's the reporter asking him how he manages to stay so uninformed?
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Where's the reporter asking him how he manages to stay so uninformed?
Funny how they found money to keep ICE and DHS and all that crap funded but they can't find anything to pay for people to eat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Funny how they found money to keep ICE and DHS and all that crap funded but they can't find anything to pay for people to eat.
And the rest of the Republican party that gave him carte blanche on his wholly unqualified cabinet picks.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And the rest of the Republican party that gave him carte blanche on his wholly unqualified cabinet picks.