@craiggmo.bsky.social
Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
June 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
Every time I get added to a WhatsApp group I know it’s going to cost me at least €200
May 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Every time I get added to a WhatsApp group I know it’s going to cost me at least €200
The Jazz Guy in SATC is my worst nightmare
April 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Jazz Guy in SATC is my worst nightmare
I feel vindicated having never really liked that chicken fillet roll humour TikTok guy
March 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I feel vindicated having never really liked that chicken fillet roll humour TikTok guy
Real weird girl in the smoking area said to me ‘I don’t like people with blue eyes’
I’m sat there there like 🔵👄🔵
I’m sat there there like 🔵👄🔵
March 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Real weird girl in the smoking area said to me ‘I don’t like people with blue eyes’
I’m sat there there like 🔵👄🔵
I’m sat there there like 🔵👄🔵
Circuit gay on insta complaining that the White Lotus is boring. The vitamin G every weekend has rotted his brain.
March 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Circuit gay on insta complaining that the White Lotus is boring. The vitamin G every weekend has rotted his brain.
Tate McRae fans should be called tater tots
March 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tate McRae fans should be called tater tots
I feel like people are pretending when they say they liked Challengers
February 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I feel like people are pretending when they say they liked Challengers
Sorry but I kinda hate people that have those weird little plastic babies stuck on the back of their phone
February 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sorry but I kinda hate people that have those weird little plastic babies stuck on the back of their phone
Die tasse kaffee und auch das glas Wein
February 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Die tasse kaffee und auch das glas Wein
I LOVE when French people tell me how to pronounce my own name
January 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I LOVE when French people tell me how to pronounce my own name
Shopping in Zara during the post Christmas sales is a modern day form of self flagellation
January 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Shopping in Zara during the post Christmas sales is a modern day form of self flagellation
The whole ‘me and my friends did a PowerPoint presentation party’ thing is so cringe and lame
January 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The whole ‘me and my friends did a PowerPoint presentation party’ thing is so cringe and lame
I went to Sweatbox for the first time in 10 years the other day and was one of the only people not shirtless
January 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I went to Sweatbox for the first time in 10 years the other day and was one of the only people not shirtless
I think going to the club should be illegal on Stephen’s Day
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I think going to the club should be illegal on Stephen’s Day
I’m looking forward to having a strong salad, a glass of kombucha and 20,000 steps tomorrow.
December 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I’m looking forward to having a strong salad, a glass of kombucha and 20,000 steps tomorrow.
All I want for Christmas is pecs and nice arms
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
All I want for Christmas is pecs and nice arms
Me going out every night this week
December 21, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Me going out every night this week
I hate people that hate Christmas
December 19, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I hate people that hate Christmas
I think watching darts on the TV is so bleak
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I think watching darts on the TV is so bleak
Last night, I went to a bar with my family, and at some point, a man sent a drink over to our table specifically for me. 💁♀️
December 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Last night, I went to a bar with my family, and at some point, a man sent a drink over to our table specifically for me. 💁♀️
I fancy the daddy investigator in Bad Sisters
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I fancy the daddy investigator in Bad Sisters
Desperately trying to get in the spirit
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Desperately trying to get in the spirit
The Charli concert genuinely looks like one of the best performances from her. I’m so happy for everyone there 🥹
November 28, 2024 at 11:47 AM
The Charli concert genuinely looks like one of the best performances from her. I’m so happy for everyone there 🥹
