Craig Kolb
@craigkolb.net
Rendering research @ NVIDIA by day, computational astrophotography by night. ex-Pixar, Intel, startups, Stanford, Princeton. "Literally the worst Dad EVER!!!11!”
https://github.com/cek
https://github.com/cek
Ooh time to queue up Manic Pop Thrill
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ooh time to queue up Manic Pop Thrill
If only Darwin had taken care of those prone to believing that cooked food was just a scam perpetuated by Big Fire.
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If only Darwin had taken care of those prone to believing that cooked food was just a scam perpetuated by Big Fire.
We as a species are distressingly prone to correlating the accuracy of a statement with the apparent confidence of the speaker.
August 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We as a species are distressingly prone to correlating the accuracy of a statement with the apparent confidence of the speaker.
"How many strawberries are there in The Garden of Earthly Delights?"
August 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"How many strawberries are there in The Garden of Earthly Delights?"
Many a time has somebody in my family tuned some crap into a crepe.
July 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Many a time has somebody in my family tuned some crap into a crepe.
Our family is also forever indebted to him for providing the foundation of and endless set of goofy dinnertime riffs: youtu.be/91BQqdNOUxs?...
Tom Lehrer - "Silent E"
YouTube video by Edgar Aldrett
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July 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Our family is also forever indebted to him for providing the foundation of and endless set of goofy dinnertime riffs: youtu.be/91BQqdNOUxs?...
Don't forget eye protection.
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Don't forget eye protection.
Come on, how do you expect a newborn to learn to pull itself up by its bootstraps if you just outright give it diapers and warm blankets?
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Come on, how do you expect a newborn to learn to pull itself up by its bootstraps if you just outright give it diapers and warm blankets?
I'm always late to the party.
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm always late to the party.
You need an airtight jumpsuit with a vacuum cleaner port, like some kind of human comforter about to get shoved in the back of closet for the summer.
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You need an airtight jumpsuit with a vacuum cleaner port, like some kind of human comforter about to get shoved in the back of closet for the summer.