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Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!

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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
lighthouse enthusiast
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My cohosts are not concerned enough about the hairless, humanoid “easter bunny” and I fear for their safety come spring.
Wrapping up Bloodbath for the year, goo correspondent Vou Pinette returns to talk full-powered Carpenter, the horror of quantum physics, and all the Bug Facts you could ask for in 1987’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS!

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October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Practing emotional resilience during these trying times in Pokémon Legends: ZA #therapy #selfcare
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
X-Files S3,E4 “Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose” is one of the finest pieces of television I’ve ever seen. It’s a synthesis of joyous character writing & astounding acting that’s just absent in the current landscape.

S2,E20: Humbug remains my favorite, but hot damn — real writers, real craft! 🤌
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!

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October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“so far so good”
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the mothman keeps telling me that he sees a future for us but I’m like, aren’t your visions just portents of disaster ??
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
started messaging this grey alien on bumble (girl I know). two days in and he’s already claiming his uncle invented the lasers they mutilate cows with. lol okay big shot
October 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!

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October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Many sea stars begin life as young fairy-like creature (called a brachiolaria) that float through the open ocean. Eventually, a small star forms within them (here in yellow). The fairy-like brachiolaria sinks under the star’s weight, and the star pops out!
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October 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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it only took me all summer and part of fall but I FINALLY FINISHED THE REVISIONS FOR THIS BOOK PITCH and i have SENT IT OFF and i am FREE please clap
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m a Scientologist but also a Dark Souls enthusiast so I believe you have to trap as many alien souls in your body as possible.
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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shooting film 10 years ago: this yashica is neat even if it smells like tobacco. the pictures are good and it's 6 bucks to develop a roll of portra

getting into film now: kodak launches new eastman stock to break the alaris strangelhold. it's $700 to import a camera, which still smells like tobacco
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Tonight is What It Means to be Dove; on this Patreon episode, we talk Bigfoot, sub-Abdul tracks, and Dafoe fits in our follow-up to THE WARRIORS with 1984's STREETS OF FIRE!

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October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Big news in the very small “People Named Craig Neeson” universe today. The elusive Police Constable is a K9 handler!
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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🩸Bloodbath 2025 is nigh! Join us for another October of spooks and scares.🩸
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This week on the pod, we open the Listener Request Ghoul Box and talk depictions of mental health crisis, Tsukamoto’s huge range of expression, and the general horrors of existing in a society in 2011’s KOTOKO!

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September 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hell yeah dude
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
did someone say bi visibility because this me obscured by flowers
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Switching gears, we return to our grand tradition of our annual Choose Your Own Adventure episode and look at three more movies swimming in THE MATRIX’s wake: ULTRAVIOLET (2006), AEON FLUX (2005) and BLOODRAYNE (2005)!

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September 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This week on the show, we wrap up FULL CLIP with video editor Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social discussing Cold War-era espionage, the premonition of American empire, and reading books in well-fitting jeans in 1975’s THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR!

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September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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i seem to be more affected by baby diegos death than i realized
September 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM