Craig Woods
@craigstevenwoods.bsky.social
In my heart I am an actor, singer, and man about town. Unfortunately my heart is not a good agent. I think will give my spleen a try next.
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Craig Woods
@craigstevenwoods.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I don't know about you but French people give me the crêpes. 🇫🇷
Not for nothin' but....do we really need like 15 versions of the Jardiance song?
August 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Not for nothin' but....do we really need like 15 versions of the Jardiance song?
What would happen if this abomination of a bill were to pass and then the people of this country were to refuse to pay their taxes en masse? Asking for 340.1 million friends...
June 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What would happen if this abomination of a bill were to pass and then the people of this country were to refuse to pay their taxes en masse? Asking for 340.1 million friends...
When I was studying at The Second City
(in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in.
It was George Wendt.
As I opened the door can you guess what I said?
Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄
#RIPGeorgeWendt
(in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in.
It was George Wendt.
As I opened the door can you guess what I said?
Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄
#RIPGeorgeWendt
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When I was studying at The Second City
(in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in.
It was George Wendt.
As I opened the door can you guess what I said?
Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄
#RIPGeorgeWendt
(in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in.
It was George Wendt.
As I opened the door can you guess what I said?
Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄
#RIPGeorgeWendt
Something I've been mulling over...
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Something I've been mulling over...
If I had to choose between meeting J.D. Vance and dying I would have made the same choice as Pope Francis...
#RIPPopeFrancis
#RIPPopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If I had to choose between meeting J.D. Vance and dying I would have made the same choice as Pope Francis...
#RIPPopeFrancis
#RIPPopeFrancis
Donald Trump is what you get when you model your Presidency on the plot of the 1981 movie Endless Love.
April 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Donald Trump is what you get when you model your Presidency on the plot of the 1981 movie Endless Love.
@marycmccormack.bsky.social it was a pleasure meeting you today on our/your shopping excursion (hope you found everything you needed) and tell you how much I admire your work and look forward to reading #WhatsNext?
From a devoted "Wing Nut"
From a devoted "Wing Nut"
April 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@marycmccormack.bsky.social it was a pleasure meeting you today on our/your shopping excursion (hope you found everything you needed) and tell you how much I admire your work and look forward to reading #WhatsNext?
From a devoted "Wing Nut"
From a devoted "Wing Nut"
@benmank77.bsky.social
If only you'd have let us know this past weekend that your birthday was coming up we would have made a big deal about it and sang you a rousing chorus of..oh..I see the error in my logic now...in any case Happy Birthday! 🎂
If only you'd have let us know this past weekend that your birthday was coming up we would have made a big deal about it and sang you a rousing chorus of..oh..I see the error in my logic now...in any case Happy Birthday! 🎂
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@benmank77.bsky.social
If only you'd have let us know this past weekend that your birthday was coming up we would have made a big deal about it and sang you a rousing chorus of..oh..I see the error in my logic now...in any case Happy Birthday! 🎂
If only you'd have let us know this past weekend that your birthday was coming up we would have made a big deal about it and sang you a rousing chorus of..oh..I see the error in my logic now...in any case Happy Birthday! 🎂
@kellycarlin.bsky.social
Just a reminder, it's that time of year again. We'd love to see you at the Jason Alexander 23rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament.
one.bidpal.net/jasonalexand...
Just a reminder, it's that time of year again. We'd love to see you at the Jason Alexander 23rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament.
one.bidpal.net/jasonalexand...
March 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@kellycarlin.bsky.social
Just a reminder, it's that time of year again. We'd love to see you at the Jason Alexander 23rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament.
one.bidpal.net/jasonalexand...
Just a reminder, it's that time of year again. We'd love to see you at the Jason Alexander 23rd Annual Celebrity Poker Tournament.
one.bidpal.net/jasonalexand...
@meredithsalenger.bsky.social
Happiest of birthdays to you...continue to shine from within and that light will warm the rest of us.🎂
Happiest of birthdays to you...continue to shine from within and that light will warm the rest of us.🎂
March 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
@meredithsalenger.bsky.social
Happiest of birthdays to you...continue to shine from within and that light will warm the rest of us.🎂
Happiest of birthdays to you...continue to shine from within and that light will warm the rest of us.🎂
@wendyliebman.bsky.social Happy Birthday Birthday Buddy!!
Birthday Blessings of Bliss and Beauty!! <3
Birthday Blessings of Bliss and Beauty!! <3
a corgi dog wearing a birthday hat is eating a birthday cake .
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February 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@wendyliebman.bsky.social Happy Birthday Birthday Buddy!!
Birthday Blessings of Bliss and Beauty!! <3
Birthday Blessings of Bliss and Beauty!! <3
@stephencolbert.bsky.social got an idea for a bit on the show...enjoy!
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social got an idea for a bit on the show...enjoy!
@danagould.bsky.social
I think of you every time I go to the bathroom at work....
I should explain.
There is a noise coming from the drop ceiling that sounds exactly like that moth that flew into your ear.
I hope that clears things up.
Give my best to Dr. Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrJ...
I think of you every time I go to the bathroom at work....
I should explain.
There is a noise coming from the drop ceiling that sounds exactly like that moth that flew into your ear.
I hope that clears things up.
Give my best to Dr. Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrJ...
Dana Gould - The Moth
YouTube video by misterrh
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February 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@danagould.bsky.social
I think of you every time I go to the bathroom at work....
I should explain.
There is a noise coming from the drop ceiling that sounds exactly like that moth that flew into your ear.
I hope that clears things up.
Give my best to Dr. Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrJ...
I think of you every time I go to the bathroom at work....
I should explain.
There is a noise coming from the drop ceiling that sounds exactly like that moth that flew into your ear.
I hope that clears things up.
Give my best to Dr. Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrJ...
@dulehill.bsky.social It was such a pleasure to meet you at the tournament last year. I hope you can make it to this year's event as well. It will be held at the Skirball Cultural Center.
February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@dulehill.bsky.social It was such a pleasure to meet you at the tournament last year. I hope you can make it to this year's event as well. It will be held at the Skirball Cultural Center.
The #GulfofMexico is now the #GulfofAmerica...
And just like that it's 60th in literacy an has the lowest test scores of any industrialized Gulf.
And just like that it's 60th in literacy an has the lowest test scores of any industrialized Gulf.
January 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The #GulfofMexico is now the #GulfofAmerica...
And just like that it's 60th in literacy an has the lowest test scores of any industrialized Gulf.
And just like that it's 60th in literacy an has the lowest test scores of any industrialized Gulf.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
I'd give you a gift for your birthday today but you already have the lovely @meredithsalenger.bsky.social which is gift enough for many lifetimes
OK now that I'm done cyberflirting with your wife I wish you the happiest of birthdays
Thanks for keeping us sane in dark times
I'd give you a gift for your birthday today but you already have the lovely @meredithsalenger.bsky.social which is gift enough for many lifetimes
OK now that I'm done cyberflirting with your wife I wish you the happiest of birthdays
Thanks for keeping us sane in dark times
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
I'd give you a gift for your birthday today but you already have the lovely @meredithsalenger.bsky.social which is gift enough for many lifetimes
OK now that I'm done cyberflirting with your wife I wish you the happiest of birthdays
Thanks for keeping us sane in dark times
I'd give you a gift for your birthday today but you already have the lovely @meredithsalenger.bsky.social which is gift enough for many lifetimes
OK now that I'm done cyberflirting with your wife I wish you the happiest of birthdays
Thanks for keeping us sane in dark times
The story goes...There was a Buddhist monk back in the day who supposedly slept with 5000 women.
I tell you...it's always the quiet ones.
I tell you...it's always the quiet ones.
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The story goes...There was a Buddhist monk back in the day who supposedly slept with 5000 women.
I tell you...it's always the quiet ones.
I tell you...it's always the quiet ones.
@danagould.bsky.social
I don’t often ask this of another man but due to current events I must …How’s your view shelf?
I don’t often ask this of another man but due to current events I must …How’s your view shelf?
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@danagould.bsky.social
I don’t often ask this of another man but due to current events I must …How’s your view shelf?
I don’t often ask this of another man but due to current events I must …How’s your view shelf?
I'm not sleeping well. I think it's got something to do with my repressed memory foam mattress.
January 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not sleeping well. I think it's got something to do with my repressed memory foam mattress.
Question about the Better Man movie.
Where in the franchise does it come in?
Logically I would think after Escape From... and before Conquest of...
Where in the franchise does it come in?
Logically I would think after Escape From... and before Conquest of...
a monkey wearing a yellow jersey with the number 9
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January 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Question about the Better Man movie.
Where in the franchise does it come in?
Logically I would think after Escape From... and before Conquest of...
Where in the franchise does it come in?
Logically I would think after Escape From... and before Conquest of...
One thing I notice every time I watch is THE APARTMENT itself. It's loaded with things that must have been pretty advanced for the time. The (wired) remote control for the television & the same for the heated blanket in the bedroom. These must have looked cutting edge then.
#TCMParty
#TheApartment
#TCMParty
#TheApartment
January 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
One thing I notice every time I watch is THE APARTMENT itself. It's loaded with things that must have been pretty advanced for the time. The (wired) remote control for the television & the same for the heated blanket in the bedroom. These must have looked cutting edge then.
#TCMParty
#TheApartment
#TCMParty
#TheApartment
BREAKING: My Pillow Guy chosen as Ambassador to Dreamland.
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December 11, 2024 at 10:09 PM
BREAKING: My Pillow Guy chosen as Ambassador to Dreamland.
@danagould.bsky.social
I was listening to your talk with Bob Fingerman and when you were discussing AI, I thought to myself there has to be some kind of middle ground between AI doing everything for us and...oh...let's say...Anthony Zerbe in The Omega Man.
I was listening to your talk with Bob Fingerman and when you were discussing AI, I thought to myself there has to be some kind of middle ground between AI doing everything for us and...oh...let's say...Anthony Zerbe in The Omega Man.
December 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
@danagould.bsky.social
I was listening to your talk with Bob Fingerman and when you were discussing AI, I thought to myself there has to be some kind of middle ground between AI doing everything for us and...oh...let's say...Anthony Zerbe in The Omega Man.
I was listening to your talk with Bob Fingerman and when you were discussing AI, I thought to myself there has to be some kind of middle ground between AI doing everything for us and...oh...let's say...Anthony Zerbe in The Omega Man.
Even Karens are getting in the Christmas spirit.
This time of year they ask to see your manger.
🐄🐪🐑🐓
This time of year they ask to see your manger.
🐄🐪🐑🐓
December 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Even Karens are getting in the Christmas spirit.
This time of year they ask to see your manger.
🐄🐪🐑🐓
This time of year they ask to see your manger.
🐄🐪🐑🐓