The absolute piss-take that book awards are to noob writers is captured here by the Bath Novel Awards. £20-£30 per entry and they can't even be arsed to check their own comms for basic errors. #writing #books

I mean, sure, it's disappointing, but I feel Walkers Crisps has broken the news as gently as possible.

Don't eat at Antonio's in Kingston. The tables are eating the customers. Screams coming from inside. Bones and heads litter the pavement. Please avoid for your own safety. Police have been called. A bigger sign could have saved lives, though the capital letters are appreciated. #warning #sunday

I live in a reasonably posh place now and the toilet graffiti hits different. Less 'Lee sucks cock', more 'in your soul lies both your conflict and resolution'.