craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social
@craigynoodlehorn.bsky.social
Story about Tom Cruise-
“So I had this plan for a stunt and I went to my safety guy and he said no way”
“So I got a new safety guy”

Think that but with much worse results
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Political leadership seems so divorced from real people’s real lives; they live in a surreal world of wealthy illustrious people with nary a struggle.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I kind of recognize this guy but can’t place him. What is he from?
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Versatile as well: ‘it’s time to underbus Pete’
“What happened to me?! They underbused me, the bastards.”
Trump is very fond of underbusing his subordinates
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yeah, I wonder how career officers view of Pete Hegseth will change after this
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thou shalt underbus or be underbused
-Life According to Dignity Wraiths
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“The addition of AI to google mail has been rejuvenating. Turning the AI off forced me to unsubscribe from 95% of marketing emails I received. Mass unsubscribe and deleting improved my mental health”
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Jeffries liking immediately made me question this new vision
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Elections have consequences.
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Maybe ABC,CBS, et al have some sort of financial domination kink
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This guy understands legal exposure
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“Old man says to empty room that he should get rid of income tax”
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This ain’t your momma’s polite roasts!
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love me some Kruggsmash
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Finally we men can wipe the smile from their faces
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“When I first started licking his boots they were clean and nice so I didn’t mind…”
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Some poetic justice that a bunch of racist whites are being played for fools by people of color. MAGA are puppets on a string
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who can talk with Trump:
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump: have you heard of this? It’s my new favorite phrase: the means of production. Isn’t that great. Means of production. We have to control it and are looking at some very strong stuff to do this
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“More bullet points, Bill. More! No paragraphs damn you”
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Look ye mighty upon his face and see what Hate does to a body.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Same. Oh well, I guess I will look at less emails about things I could buy. You really showed us, google
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s like a mother trying to trick their kid into eating something healthy, but instead of broccoli she is feeding us raw sausage she stole from somewhere
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“We were giving an example on what not to do, your Honor”
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM