Jethro Cramp
crampy.bsky.social
Jethro Cramp
@crampy.bsky.social
Born in 70s UK. Lived in China and SE Asia 30+ years.

Serial small business builder. Currently fermenting and distilling.

Will talk about brand building, Ops, data, rum and gin.

Might occasionally get worked up about politics.
Was it “If a clown enters the palace, the palace becomes a circus”?
October 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
That’s gorgeous.
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Fuck yeah.
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Epic!
August 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“And this too shall pass”
July 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So many lives ruined and broken by one crazed man’s vision, and a nation of fools willing to follow him.
July 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The mind boggles that Ireland has to import Guinness from China.
July 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Ok. But will the future robotic defence force in the bunker surrender or will they fight to the death?
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Whilst this is obviously an own goal, nobody should count their future profit and loss, because nobody, including the knucklehead-in-chief, knows what he’s going to do next.

My bet is whatever new chaos Trump creates, 🇯🇵 and 🇨🇦 will still run rings around him.
July 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I am glad that the greatest minds in Maga America are grappling with this thorny question.

The rest of the world waits with bated breath for their conclusions.
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
📌
July 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Thanks. That was a good read.
July 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If Substack focuses too heavily on monetisation they will lay the groundwork for the next new variation with a snappy URL, and a new demographic to then cannibalise their user base. So the cycle continues.
July 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t remember the details but I always felt that Medium was once on a great trajectory but once they thought about making money, it just stagnated.
July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Great response. Hope it gets the airtime it deserves.
July 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How are they ever going to 10x that?!?
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Now it seems Trump doesn’t have a deal. He just had a call.

FFS.

It would be hilarious in a sitcom. For the leader of the free world?

Downright embarrassing.
July 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
With the planned massive infrastructure investments straight out of China’s development playbook, Vietnam is all set for a mega boom.
July 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And at the high end Mercedes, Porsche, etc
July 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is my street in Hanoi. It’s pretty typical.

Everyday I watch an embassy staff neighbour struggle to reverse their SUV and round the corners into a garage.

It’s highly entertaining.

Sure the US will sell a ton of SUVs here. 🤡
July 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I like the way you are flexible to evolving your system. Keeping up with gin really is a full time job!
July 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
that sucks.
July 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
June 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
My understanding is that VPNs are widely used in Iran and therefore a considerable part of the population can access the parts of the internet banned in Iran.
June 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It can be factually correct that Tweets are not widely seen in Iran and this is the most liked Tweet in Farsi.
June 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM