impotent joe
@crankomanous.bsky.social
President of the #anchovies 🐟🐟
There is a perfectly good scientific explanation for this: it was a miracle
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There is a perfectly good scientific explanation for this: it was a miracle
ACAB includes stand-up comedians that interact with the public
September 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ACAB includes stand-up comedians that interact with the public
My boss has a very "Epstein client list" approach towards the employee wellness survey
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My boss has a very "Epstein client list" approach towards the employee wellness survey
The world if you could bite into an orange like you do with apples
July 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The world if you could bite into an orange like you do with apples
Causing myself psychic damage by checking work emails on Friday evening
June 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Causing myself psychic damage by checking work emails on Friday evening
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
30 dolls $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
30 dolls $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
30 dolls $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
30 dolls $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Minions are real life pokemons, maybe not as cute but they are real
April 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Minions are real life pokemons, maybe not as cute but they are real
THE END OF DEI? Elon Musk has just spent 72 hours downloading TikTok videos that, he reports, "will make the perfect cringe compilation once [he] figures out how to use Moviemaker."
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
THE END OF DEI? Elon Musk has just spent 72 hours downloading TikTok videos that, he reports, "will make the perfect cringe compilation once [he] figures out how to use Moviemaker."
Football players could score so many more goals if they worked together instead of competing with each other!
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Football players could score so many more goals if they worked together instead of competing with each other!
Being drunk? Fully legal.
Driving? Fully legal.
Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime.
Yeah... That makes sense.
-XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX
Driving? Fully legal.
Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime.
Yeah... That makes sense.
-XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX
March 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Being drunk? Fully legal.
Driving? Fully legal.
Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime.
Yeah... That makes sense.
-XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX
Driving? Fully legal.
Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime.
Yeah... That makes sense.
-XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX
Am I the only one who finds it highly problematic to platform that dog-biting baby?
March 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Am I the only one who finds it highly problematic to platform that dog-biting baby?
Source: Someone I trust (a lying liar who lies)
February 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Source: Someone I trust (a lying liar who lies)
No point on having more James Bond movies now that he accomplished his life mission: Making Brexit happen
February 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
No point on having more James Bond movies now that he accomplished his life mission: Making Brexit happen
Doctor says he had never seen so much mold inside a person before :(
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Doctor says he had never seen so much mold inside a person before :(
The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee"
January 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee"
Having issues explaining to the security people of the airport that my katanas are not weapons, but a lifestyle,
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Having issues explaining to the security people of the airport that my katanas are not weapons, but a lifestyle,
No matter how tempting they look, DO NOT suck on the lemons.
They are very sour.
They WILL hurt you.
They are very sour.
They WILL hurt you.
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
No matter how tempting they look, DO NOT suck on the lemons.
They are very sour.
They WILL hurt you.
They are very sour.
They WILL hurt you.
Not how I would do it, but rules are rules
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not how I would do it, but rules are rules
This morning my falcon couldn't hear the falconeer (me), is that good?
January 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This morning my falcon couldn't hear the falconeer (me), is that good?
Thinking about adopting a healthy lifestyle for 2025. Any good body humor recommendations?
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Thinking about adopting a healthy lifestyle for 2025. Any good body humor recommendations?
Ended up fifth on the paint-drinking contest, but the important is not to win but to drink as much paint as you can :)
December 26, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Ended up fifth on the paint-drinking contest, but the important is not to win but to drink as much paint as you can :)
Reposted by impotent joe
🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N
Introducing Xbot, the first wifebot designed to not divorce you
December 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Introducing Xbot, the first wifebot designed to not divorce you
There Will Not Be Labor Unions In Heaven
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 AM
There Will Not Be Labor Unions In Heaven