impotent joe
crankomanous.bsky.social
impotent joe
@crankomanous.bsky.social
President of the #anchovies 🐟🐟
There is a perfectly good scientific explanation for this: it was a miracle
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ACAB includes stand-up comedians that interact with the public
September 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My boss has a very "Epstein client list" approach towards the employee wellness survey
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The world if you could bite into an orange like you do with apples
July 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Causing myself psychic damage by checking work emails on Friday evening
June 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
30 dolls $3,600
Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Minions are real life pokemons, maybe not as cute but they are real
April 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
THE END OF DEI? Elon Musk has just spent 72 hours downloading TikTok videos that, he reports, "will make the perfect cringe compilation once [he] figures out how to use Moviemaker."
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Football players could score so many more goals if they worked together instead of competing with each other!
March 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Being drunk? Fully legal.
Driving? Fully legal.
Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime.

Yeah... That makes sense.

-XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX
March 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Am I the only one who finds it highly problematic to platform that dog-biting baby?
March 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
bagnatology
March 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Source: Someone I trust (a lying liar who lies)
February 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No point on having more James Bond movies now that he accomplished his life mission: Making Brexit happen
February 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Doctor says he had never seen so much mold inside a person before :(
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee"
January 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Having issues explaining to the security people of the airport that my katanas are not weapons, but a lifestyle,
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
No matter how tempting they look, DO NOT suck on the lemons.

They are very sour.
They WILL hurt you.
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Not how I would do it, but rules are rules
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This morning my falcon couldn't hear the falconeer (me), is that good?
January 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Thinking about adopting a healthy lifestyle for 2025. Any good body humor recommendations?
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Ended up fifth on the paint-drinking contest, but the important is not to win but to drink as much paint as you can :)
December 26, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Reposted by impotent joe
🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N
December 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Introducing Xbot, the first wifebot designed to not divorce you
December 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
There Will Not Be Labor Unions In Heaven
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 AM