Cranky Aussie™
@crankyaussie.com
It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.
What makes you think God wants them?
I mean if I was an imaginary sky fairy I would want to keep them as far away from me as possible.
I mean if I was an imaginary sky fairy I would want to keep them as far away from me as possible.
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 PM
What makes you think God wants them?
I mean if I was an imaginary sky fairy I would want to keep them as far away from me as possible.
I mean if I was an imaginary sky fairy I would want to keep them as far away from me as possible.
He has to be dictating this stuff because his very tiny right hand is obviously busy while it’s being written.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
He has to be dictating this stuff because his very tiny right hand is obviously busy while it’s being written.
The days before Ritalin.
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The days before Ritalin.
Ok, how about this? If your personal wealth exceeds $1bn anything over $999,999,999.99 is immediately forfeited to the government and you get a hat that has “I was so close” stitched on it.
It’s that or we have an annual billionaire cull.
It’s that or we have an annual billionaire cull.
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ok, how about this? If your personal wealth exceeds $1bn anything over $999,999,999.99 is immediately forfeited to the government and you get a hat that has “I was so close” stitched on it.
It’s that or we have an annual billionaire cull.
It’s that or we have an annual billionaire cull.
When the system constantly fails the people the people will want a new system.
Even if it means burning the old one to the ground.
Just ask America.
Even if it means burning the old one to the ground.
Just ask America.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
When the system constantly fails the people the people will want a new system.
Even if it means burning the old one to the ground.
Just ask America.
Even if it means burning the old one to the ground.
Just ask America.
I don’t think they will ever be released. Trump & Co will throw more lefties and the melanin rich onto the bonfire and MAGA will be happy.
Cruelty is far more important to them than the raping of children, that was always something they thought the left did.
Cruelty is far more important to them than the raping of children, that was always something they thought the left did.
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I don’t think they will ever be released. Trump & Co will throw more lefties and the melanin rich onto the bonfire and MAGA will be happy.
Cruelty is far more important to them than the raping of children, that was always something they thought the left did.
Cruelty is far more important to them than the raping of children, that was always something they thought the left did.
“Which version, the one with John Travolta or the one performed by dinosaurs?”
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 AM
“Which version, the one with John Travolta or the one performed by dinosaurs?”
The first thing my 13yo self would say in response would be “where the fuck did all our hair go?”
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The first thing my 13yo self would say in response would be “where the fuck did all our hair go?”
Yassmin Abdel-Magied
Stan Grant
Nour Haydar
Antoinette Lattouf
What happens when you try to take a stand while working for the ABC.
Stan Grant
Nour Haydar
Antoinette Lattouf
What happens when you try to take a stand while working for the ABC.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Yassmin Abdel-Magied
Stan Grant
Nour Haydar
Antoinette Lattouf
What happens when you try to take a stand while working for the ABC.
Stan Grant
Nour Haydar
Antoinette Lattouf
What happens when you try to take a stand while working for the ABC.
This really has become the stupidest timeline.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 AM
This really has become the stupidest timeline.
Funny they didn’t mention the board member that resigned last year was a former director of the Australia-Israel Chamber of Commerce.
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Funny they didn’t mention the board member that resigned last year was a former director of the Australia-Israel Chamber of Commerce.
Nice to have a hobby I guess.
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Nice to have a hobby I guess.
What is it with Labor politicians feeling the need to interfere with the arts?
Rudd was somewhat of a serial offender in it.
Rudd was somewhat of a serial offender in it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM
What is it with Labor politicians feeling the need to interfere with the arts?
Rudd was somewhat of a serial offender in it.
Rudd was somewhat of a serial offender in it.
That’s a terrible idea. If our government accidentally grows a spine and stands up to the US, refusing to allow them access to military bases or Pine Gap then the US could take our ambassador hostage…
On the other hand…
On the other hand…
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
That’s a terrible idea. If our government accidentally grows a spine and stands up to the US, refusing to allow them access to military bases or Pine Gap then the US could take our ambassador hostage…
On the other hand…
On the other hand…
It's going to happen eventually and a lot of people are going to die.
For the world at large it would be better if it happened early, before we all got dragged into this. Highly unlikely though.
America will go down and drag the West with it because our governments are too intertwined.
For the world at large it would be better if it happened early, before we all got dragged into this. Highly unlikely though.
America will go down and drag the West with it because our governments are too intertwined.
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It's going to happen eventually and a lot of people are going to die.
For the world at large it would be better if it happened early, before we all got dragged into this. Highly unlikely though.
America will go down and drag the West with it because our governments are too intertwined.
For the world at large it would be better if it happened early, before we all got dragged into this. Highly unlikely though.
America will go down and drag the West with it because our governments are too intertwined.
Well there was that one senator from WA.
But they forced her to resign.
But they forced her to resign.
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Well there was that one senator from WA.
But they forced her to resign.
But they forced her to resign.
Suddenly lots of jobs open up in the US military which supplies accomodation and food for all employees.
Which will be handy for the planned mass influx of military "advisors" in South America.
If you're too young or too old to join the military there will be plenty of jobs building advisor tools.
Which will be handy for the planned mass influx of military "advisors" in South America.
If you're too young or too old to join the military there will be plenty of jobs building advisor tools.
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Suddenly lots of jobs open up in the US military which supplies accomodation and food for all employees.
Which will be handy for the planned mass influx of military "advisors" in South America.
If you're too young or too old to join the military there will be plenty of jobs building advisor tools.
Which will be handy for the planned mass influx of military "advisors" in South America.
If you're too young or too old to join the military there will be plenty of jobs building advisor tools.
I'm just surprised no one got shot for this brutal dual attack on a federal agent by (checks notes) inertia and gravity.
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm just surprised no one got shot for this brutal dual attack on a federal agent by (checks notes) inertia and gravity.
The end game is our government finally declares this as foreign interference and revokes the charity status of multiple Zionist organisations and cancels the visas of those actively engaging in this attack on Australian society...
Yeah okay, that will never happen but it's nice to have a dream.
Yeah okay, that will never happen but it's nice to have a dream.
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The end game is our government finally declares this as foreign interference and revokes the charity status of multiple Zionist organisations and cancels the visas of those actively engaging in this attack on Australian society...
Yeah okay, that will never happen but it's nice to have a dream.
Yeah okay, that will never happen but it's nice to have a dream.
I'm going back to bed.
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm going back to bed.
Not a day goes past without the Murdoch press showing us all just how much they should be despised.
There continued descent into irrelevance will be enjoyed by all.
There continued descent into irrelevance will be enjoyed by all.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Not a day goes past without the Murdoch press showing us all just how much they should be despised.
There continued descent into irrelevance will be enjoyed by all.
There continued descent into irrelevance will be enjoyed by all.