crankybitch.bsky.social
@crankybitch.bsky.social
Just bought a bottle of that new Fred Flinstone aftershave.its very powerful and don't need a lot,
A little dab'll do
May 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Prick
December 2, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Mornin
December 2, 2024 at 8:42 AM
December 2, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Did you know that there's a government department that looks after railings, it's called the ministry of de fence.
November 30, 2024 at 8:03 PM
If anyone's interested. The self-deprecation society is looking for new members. I've already put myself down
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I wanted to take my dog to obedience classes but he refused to go.
a french bulldog dressed as chucky is holding a knife .
ALT: a french bulldog dressed as chucky is holding a knife .
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November 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
I asked the ER doctor if I could do my own stitches.
She said, "Suture self."
November 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Just pulled back my curtains and thought I saw David Jason lying on my lawn…After a close inspection it was a touch of frost!🤣😂😝
November 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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A comet over the mountains in Osaka, Japan
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Benith the sky
November 16, 2024 at 10:40 PM
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM