Talkie Toaster
@crapolainc.bsky.social
Howdy doodily doo.
I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.
Would you like some toast? 🍞
Condescending pricks get blocked.
I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.
Would you like some toast? 🍞
Condescending pricks get blocked.
IM PAUL NUTTALS OF UKIPS.
(I'm not Paul Nuttal for the tape, I'm just a toaster)
(I'm not Paul Nuttal for the tape, I'm just a toaster)
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
IM PAUL NUTTALS OF UKIPS.
(I'm not Paul Nuttal for the tape, I'm just a toaster)
(I'm not Paul Nuttal for the tape, I'm just a toaster)
I still recall the call you took from a guy complaining about 'brown faces working in his local Tesco'.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I still recall the call you took from a guy complaining about 'brown faces working in his local Tesco'.
Even this morning, there are opinion pieces about Starmer's government shrinking.
They have switched to the HoL guy, and that too hasn't worked.
They don't like having a bloody nose, huh.
They have switched to the HoL guy, and that too hasn't worked.
They don't like having a bloody nose, huh.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Even this morning, there are opinion pieces about Starmer's government shrinking.
They have switched to the HoL guy, and that too hasn't worked.
They don't like having a bloody nose, huh.
They have switched to the HoL guy, and that too hasn't worked.
They don't like having a bloody nose, huh.
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Never a frown, with Gordon Brown.
I've only started following you recently, but this is excellent, I shall give it a read!
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I've only started following you recently, but this is excellent, I shall give it a read!
What ever happened to the old English tradition of cupping water in our hands and lapping at it like a cat?
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What ever happened to the old English tradition of cupping water in our hands and lapping at it like a cat?
Media hacks are now on the defense.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Media hacks are now on the defense.
It's now getting to the point where journalists are reposting each other whilst waxing on about how the media is actually fine and not in the wrong whatsoever.
They never expected such a large amount of people to turn around and say 'youre wrong' with one voice.
They never expected such a large amount of people to turn around and say 'youre wrong' with one voice.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It's now getting to the point where journalists are reposting each other whilst waxing on about how the media is actually fine and not in the wrong whatsoever.
They never expected such a large amount of people to turn around and say 'youre wrong' with one voice.
They never expected such a large amount of people to turn around and say 'youre wrong' with one voice.
Oh I'm privileged am I?
Piss off with your pithy buzzword lamentations.
Piss off with your pithy buzzword lamentations.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh I'm privileged am I?
Piss off with your pithy buzzword lamentations.
Piss off with your pithy buzzword lamentations.
kNoWn tRuTh tElLeR iS wEs sTrEeTiNg
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media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
kNoWn tRuTh tElLeR iS wEs sTrEeTiNg
People are expecting him to have a quick turnaround. After 150+ months of managed decline from the Conservatives. You can sling as many gotcha catchphrases as you want, but you know that it is the truth.
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
People are expecting him to have a quick turnaround. After 150+ months of managed decline from the Conservatives. You can sling as many gotcha catchphrases as you want, but you know that it is the truth.
Shut the fuck up, trying to stir shit you fuckin hacks.
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Shut the fuck up, trying to stir shit you fuckin hacks.
'Clarksons Slop'
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
'Clarksons Slop'
Has the hallmarks of AI slop.
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Has the hallmarks of AI slop.
Yeah, it's complete bullshit. Well fuckin done.
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Yeah, it's complete bullshit. Well fuckin done.
Just for balance, it's complete bullshit.
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Just for balance, it's complete bullshit.
What a weasly fuckin nerd.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What a weasly fuckin nerd.
The Guardian front page is disgraceful - especially considering Streeting disowned it almost immediately.
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
The Guardian front page is disgraceful - especially considering Streeting disowned it almost immediately.
Grow the fuck up, you hack.
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Grow the fuck up, you hack.
Look at that fuckin nerd.
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Look at that fuckin nerd.