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crAsh
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December 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
"you can't get any more black"
Nigel Tufnel
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Stranger things is done anyway
So
Benoit Blanc dungeons n dragons adventure mystery!
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Saves the server the trouble of bringing milk/creamers and sugar, which is extra doing, and sometimes extra dialog
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You're not so bad
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That's the thing is I don't wanna be mean.
But the converse of "ain't shit"
...is shitty.
Dilemma.
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Popcorn! 🍿
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
🗿
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
^^^^^
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
always liked this one
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
coffee stouts and porters are some of my favorites
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
contradicting this statement would not mean what I would want it to mean
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Reposted by crAsh
If you don't want your kids on social media, that's an individual parenting choice I will think you're foolish for making, but you can make it. You don't get to make that choice for someone else's parenting and someone else's kids.
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ketchup is not recommended as lube
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
look, you say tomato, I say potato
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
take two they're on special
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
something something ketchup stains
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
if everything stays in the laundry bag,
there is no pile
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
what los does in the shadows
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
fuckin entropy and shit
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
(30)
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
talk to the ship's carpenter, I hear they can do you a custom one
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM