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C. Ratched, MSN, RN

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Blue Dot in AL! NB (they/she), Queer, NB, liberal Democrat, atheist, RN, parent, cat person, owned by a Great Dane. Not a “nice person.” High Priestess of Church of Petty.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · Nov 14

A refresher for those who are new. My username is not an ode to the character of Nurse Ratched. I am not that character.

I’m the last decade of her life my mom had many health issues, not including the cancer that eventually killed her.

She would ask me questions and for medical advice. I, being

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

The only reason I did it 11 years ago was because I really really did not want my ex-husband to be the last person I ever had sex with. I accomplished that goal so now I’m done. 🤣

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Indeed!

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Ugh. Yesterday was a madhouse at work. This whole week is going to suck. Another 40+ hour week at my part time job. I’m so over this.

Slept badly.

I am grumpy.

Morning.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Take that time for you and to be a slut with your spouse!!!

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Parents who make time for themselves as individuals and as a couple are amazing parents. You cannot pour from an empty cup. Doing everything for your children is great, but if you’re doing that as the cost of your own self and your relationship in the long run, you’re not doing them any favors.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Ummmm does it count if you’re in your late 50s & the big titties are tucked into the waistband of your yoga pants?

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

11 years later and I don’t even remember how any more. 🤣😂

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 9h

Breakfast foods are a social construct. Eat what makes your tummy happy regardless of the time on the clock!!

C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for the reminder! I hope you take good care of yourself as well! It’s been a while since you’ve popped up in my feed and I’ve kind of missed seeing you. I hope you and the doggo are well.

C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 1d

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 1d

Morning. I’m awake. It’s raining. Yesterday was a shit show at work. Today is gonna be worse. There are not enough words to express how much I do not want to be an adult today. 🤣

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 1d

This poor little boy & his mom. I hate people.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 1d

1. Good for her!
2. HOAs suck
3. Libraries and Librarians are awesome!

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

I have to get dressed for work. I don’t wanna get dressed for work. I wanna go back to bed.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

🤣🤣🤣

C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

I am just stunned that they can do that without listing more prominently that it’s in there. That’s terrifying to me that you could accidentally grab something thinking it’s just like a monster or a Red Bull.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

My room did not have bunkbeds. It just had a regular queen size bed. But it was really nice, very comfortable, and the staff was outstanding. Especially the elevator operator who operates the original early 1900s style elevator!

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

You’re so mean to me. 🤣

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

The “burn it all down” crowd never quite manages to get the point. They’re so full of their revolutionist wet dreams that they have lost the plot.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

If you ever figure it out, let me know what you did. Because, same.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

I was going to text you a picture of the MIL’s dress so you could laugh. But now I’m not sure you deserve that laugh. 😉😂

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

At first I expected just ridiculously large amounts of caffeine. That definitely did not go where I thought it was going to. Holy hell, that’s fucking crazy.

C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

There are not enough words to describe how mad I am you for sharing this and making me see it first thing in the morning.

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C. Ratched, MSN, RN @cratchedrn.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I almost forgot … Morning.

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