Crater Lake/Mazama
@cratermischief.bsky.social
Indigenous Name is Giiwas | Last erupted 7,000 years ago | Expect Volcanic Tantrums | Kid’s in Charge now
Oh yes.. wonderful idea. Make more trails straight down into the mouth of a VEI7 volcano; that notoriously has Landslides.. and whose walls is incredibly unstable. What could go wrong? 🤨 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Oh yes.. wonderful idea. Make more trails straight down into the mouth of a VEI7 volcano; that notoriously has Landslides.. and whose walls is incredibly unstable. What could go wrong? 🤨 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
Reminder to the morons who like to make complaint reviews.. YES I’m closed for the season. No you cannot park there. Yes you can still drive through. No I will not sign your park pass. Are we done? Good.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reminder to the morons who like to make complaint reviews.. YES I’m closed for the season. No you cannot park there. Yes you can still drive through. No I will not sign your park pass. Are we done? Good.
You chose NOW of all times to do upgrades on the webcams? How the fuck am I supposed to check on my KID?? 😑
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You chose NOW of all times to do upgrades on the webcams? How the fuck am I supposed to check on my KID?? 😑
Last I checked, @lakemichigan13.bsky.social is actually Michigami—Ojibwe for “big lake.” The French shrugged and made it Michigan.
If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.
If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.
September 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Last I checked, @lakemichigan13.bsky.social is actually Michigami—Ojibwe for “big lake.” The French shrugged and made it Michigan.
If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.
If it were Illinois, it’d be Irrenxwa. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, but hey—call it whatever you want.
🤨That would be a feat.. seeing as the amount of ice on Mars is approximately 5 million cubic km. Superior has 12,000cubic. Km of water. Only Utopia Planitia on Mars has a similar volume to Superior.
September 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🤨That would be a feat.. seeing as the amount of ice on Mars is approximately 5 million cubic km. Superior has 12,000cubic. Km of water. Only Utopia Planitia on Mars has a similar volume to Superior.
Yes, I’m filled with water. No, I do not provide paved cornhole lanes. Try your neighborhood park.
August 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Yes, I’m filled with water. No, I do not provide paved cornhole lanes. Try your neighborhood park.
Who knew obeying rules could be so emotionally devastating? 😱
August 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Who knew obeying rules could be so emotionally devastating? 😱
What did you expect — a hot tub?
August 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
What did you expect — a hot tub?
Wow, must be exhausting living in a world where everything is amazing and still disappointing.
August 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wow, must be exhausting living in a world where everything is amazing and still disappointing.
Oh no, no WiFi at a 7,700-year-old volcano? Shocking. I guess you’ll have to actually interact with me instead of staring at your screen. How.. tragic for you.
August 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh no, no WiFi at a 7,700-year-old volcano? Shocking. I guess you’ll have to actually interact with me instead of staring at your screen. How.. tragic for you.
Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..
August 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh no, too many people! 😱 Guess I should just shrink so you can park right by my edge. Holidays are rough—maybe try Mt.Hood instead? Just a thought..
Sound’s like you should try a mall instead. Real beauty takes patience—and a $30 ticket.
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sound’s like you should try a mall instead. Real beauty takes patience—and a $30 ticket.
Sorry my thousand-foot cliffs and pristine blue water didn’t come with extra trails, escalators, and a swim-up bar. I’ll try to rearrange my geology next time to save you the hike. 🙄
August 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sorry my thousand-foot cliffs and pristine blue water didn’t come with extra trails, escalators, and a swim-up bar. I’ll try to rearrange my geology next time to save you the hike. 🙄
#Selfietime with the kid .. @krakatau1883.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
#Selfietime with the kid .. @krakatau1883.bsky.social
Google maps beg’s to differ human
July 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Google maps beg’s to differ human
😈 I love being able to sneak in some seismic activity for an entire month and no one notices..
July 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
😈 I love being able to sneak in some seismic activity for an entire month and no one notices..
Um.. EXCUSE me?? 🤔 Who dis?
May 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Um.. EXCUSE me?? 🤔 Who dis?
Okay humans.. It’s almost that time to visit #WizardIsland 😈
May 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Okay humans.. It’s almost that time to visit #WizardIsland 😈
Oh sure, let’s redo the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life—what could go wrong? And relocate the crater? Genius. It’s offshore of Mexico for a reason. Moron.
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh sure, let’s redo the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life—what could go wrong? And relocate the crater? Genius. It’s offshore of Mexico for a reason. Moron.
Give me that weather. 😑I’m over here with snow still.
April 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Give me that weather. 😑I’m over here with snow still.
Scribe’s bored apparently. And can’t sleep. So what does she do? Get’s 100% on a quiz about the US states of course.
March 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Scribe’s bored apparently. And can’t sleep. So what does she do? Get’s 100% on a quiz about the US states of course.
And yet… here we are with a one-star review. Interesting choice, considering how much you apparently enjoyed it.
March 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
And yet… here we are with a one-star review. Interesting choice, considering how much you apparently enjoyed it.
Oh wow, you sound like an absolute blast. And just a wild guess here, but the description is literally in the name. You know, that thing you clearly skimmed past like a pro. Or did you just decide that research was optional today?
March 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh wow, you sound like an absolute blast. And just a wild guess here, but the description is literally in the name. You know, that thing you clearly skimmed past like a pro. Or did you just decide that research was optional today?