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Dan
@cratesofhippos.bsky.social
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Villa ST holder - likes games but sucks at them - likes movies and TV and animation but never actually watches them - from Yorkshire
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, a bit of a manipulative headline. The ex in question is the one that reported them to the police and she said that she wasn't crying for him.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 12h
Not since David Cameron shagged a pig's head has the internet being so united in banter.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 13h
Just read about Ian Watkins getting murdered out in prison and I think the important thing you really have to remember is lol.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 3d
Oh wait, I found it. It was Yakitate Japan. I genuinely can't remember if it was good or not, but I'm definitely going to finish it. I remembered that it was called something Ja-Pan (like a bread pun)
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 3d
All I remember is that there was a boy who had magic hands that made him really good at making bread. And it was basically Bake Off The Anime.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 3d
Just remembered many years ago that I watched like 80% of an anime so I would have a conversation topic with someone that I wanted to be friends with at uni. And I can't for the life of me find the name of it.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 4d
This is a really poorly written headline.
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 4d
Murder victim jokes in Cambridgeshire Police WhatsApp chat
Murder victim jokes in Cambridgeshire Police WhatsApp chat
Messages "read like a grotesque carnival of discrimination and abuse", a misconduct hearing is told.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 5d
The man who owns overpriced hotels all over Manchester is a commie because he's not racist, apparently... Some people, man.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 5d
And then they offer the manager a role on Cannavaro's coaching staff. Really insulting.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 5d
Never thought I'd have a strong opinion on Uzbekistan football, but their FA sacking the manager that just lead them to their first World Cup in history, so they could hire a flashier European manager to manage them in the tournament is a shocker.
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 5d
🚨🇺🇿 Exclusive story confirmed: Fabio Cannavaro has signed in as new Uzbekistan head coach. Former Ballon d’Or will lead them into the World Cup 2026.
Image uploaded from tweet
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 7d
To Villa Park, then...
a black car is driving down a street with a sign that says no entry
ALT: a black car is driving down a street with a sign that says no entry
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 9d
The fact that the AI isn't able to link 1982, Aston Villa and work out what "significant event" that might be... Good one, Mark.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 9d
What a run from Malen and doesn't even get the assist.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 9d
Just needs to confidence back to take on a shot. He's predisposed with trying to assist others atm. But think he's been back tonight in terms of being a lynchpin for our attack.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 9d
Rogers deserves a goal tonight.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 9d
I thought we had played pretty well, despite Feyenoord having some good chances. We are getting better and better on the ball as the games go on.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 14d
"I spent 2 years undercover and have to tell you that he's not cheating on you, Mrs Emery, he really does spend that long at the training ground every night"
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 14d
Monchi got another job quickly.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 15d
Just got a cheque in the mail from Plusnet saying they overcharged me when I cancelled my contract about 5 years ago. Not that I don't appreciate the £22 cheque, but I don't even know how they knew my current address, I didn't have Plusnet in this house lmao
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 17d
I've not been able to view a single edition of a programme. It just stops responding the moment you click on any.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 17d
The app that Villa recently released for the programmes is bizarre. If it wasn't linked on the official site I'd be sure it was a scam. Uses loads of resources on your phone, crashes constantly and everything is written in all lower case with spelling mistakes.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19d
22 Sep 2025
Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 18d
I'd take finishing bottom half and winning the Europa League over finishing 6th and winning nothing any day though!
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 18d
Someone was making the argument that Spurs had a better season than us last year because they won a trophy and qualified for the Champions League. But he was one of those "The Prem is more important than anything because of prize money" people.
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Dan @cratesofhippos.bsky.social · 18d
I can't remember who it was and I don't want to slander anyone, but I remember a popular Aston Villa YouTuber or podcaster saying last season that theres no prestige winning the Europa League or the Conference League because they're not the main show. Because Villa obviously win stuff all the time.
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