CRau080
@crau080.bsky.social
Fighting for the disadvantaged/neglected
Dank euch, ihr Sowjetsoldaten!
Xi Jinping ergreift den Spaten.
Seine Frau kriegt keine Blumen,
nur ein Klafter Erdvolumen.
Xi erlebt jetzt, was ihn fesselt:
von Skeletten eingekesselt.
Klotzen kann man auch durch Klecksen,
Xi Jinping ward Michael Jackson!
#CCP #XiJinping #satire #poetry #humor
Xi Jinping ergreift den Spaten.
Seine Frau kriegt keine Blumen,
nur ein Klafter Erdvolumen.
Xi erlebt jetzt, was ihn fesselt:
von Skeletten eingekesselt.
Klotzen kann man auch durch Klecksen,
Xi Jinping ward Michael Jackson!
#CCP #XiJinping #satire #poetry #humor
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Dank euch, ihr Sowjetsoldaten!
Xi Jinping ergreift den Spaten.
Seine Frau kriegt keine Blumen,
nur ein Klafter Erdvolumen.
Xi erlebt jetzt, was ihn fesselt:
von Skeletten eingekesselt.
Klotzen kann man auch durch Klecksen,
Xi Jinping ward Michael Jackson!
#CCP #XiJinping #satire #poetry #humor
Xi Jinping ergreift den Spaten.
Seine Frau kriegt keine Blumen,
nur ein Klafter Erdvolumen.
Xi erlebt jetzt, was ihn fesselt:
von Skeletten eingekesselt.
Klotzen kann man auch durch Klecksen,
Xi Jinping ward Michael Jackson!
#CCP #XiJinping #satire #poetry #humor
A collection serving as correction for fake CCP news (in German). #limericks #poetry #satire #China #XiJinping
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A collection serving as correction for fake CCP news (in German). #limericks #poetry #satire #China #XiJinping
A Hussite at the Chinese consulate in Frankfurt, singing the first two stanzas of “Hranice vzplala” (often translated as “Burning stake”) composed by Karel Tuma in 1869.
#China
#China
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
A Hussite at the Chinese consulate in Frankfurt, singing the first two stanzas of “Hranice vzplala” (often translated as “Burning stake”) composed by Karel Tuma in 1869.
#China
#China
Wayne interessiert‘s?
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wayne interessiert‘s?
Limericks about the Chinese leader #XiJinping and his wife, in German.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Limericks about the Chinese leader #XiJinping and his wife, in German.
Fand ich drüben auch:
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fand ich drüben auch:
A China chief propagandist discovers her love for churches - of course free of crosses.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A China chief propagandist discovers her love for churches - of course free of crosses.
As always, @cindywan.bsky.social nails it!
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As always, @cindywan.bsky.social nails it!
Image credit: Zdenek Burian
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Image credit: Zdenek Burian
The master of social media can’t touch type
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The master of social media can’t touch type
没有法兰克福领事馆就没有新中国，我送终致谢
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
没有法兰克福领事馆就没有新中国，我送终致谢
Siri, was ist ein Feigling?
September 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Siri, was ist ein Feigling?
The path to Xi and Putin‘s new global order is irreversible.
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The path to Xi and Putin‘s new global order is irreversible.
Dear @itservices.manchester.ac.uk
I came across a minor spelling error on the staff page,
research.manchester.ac.uk/en/persons/j...
(See attached screenshot)
You may want to fix it.
I came across a minor spelling error on the staff page,
research.manchester.ac.uk/en/persons/j...
(See attached screenshot)
You may want to fix it.
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dear @itservices.manchester.ac.uk
I came across a minor spelling error on the staff page,
research.manchester.ac.uk/en/persons/j...
(See attached screenshot)
You may want to fix it.
I came across a minor spelling error on the staff page,
research.manchester.ac.uk/en/persons/j...
(See attached screenshot)
You may want to fix it.
Timeline cleanser: horseshit
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Timeline cleanser: horseshit
Hong Kong mastermind with mainland characteristics. #FreeJimmyLai
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hong Kong mastermind with mainland characteristics. #FreeJimmyLai
This image depicts my indomitable spirit.
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This image depicts my indomitable spirit.
Donald Trump the researcher.
August 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Donald Trump the researcher.
My notion of paradise (on X, at least):
August 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
My notion of paradise (on X, at least):
July 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
July 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without context
July 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without context
Die FAZ: Hals- und Zungenabschneider.
July 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Die FAZ: Hals- und Zungenabschneider.
The editorial team of public broadcaster Tagesschau has, presumably inadvertently, produced a collage of German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.
July 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The editorial team of public broadcaster Tagesschau has, presumably inadvertently, produced a collage of German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.