Not gonna lie. I have Wikipedia open during scary movies because I HAVE to know what’s coming.

Can’t we just send Rafael Cruz up there as the occupying force?

She lets me do my reorganization of the dishwasher. Give and take.

Actually I missed that. I was thinking more about the bowl that’s more on its side than titling. It’s not positioned to capture a lot of the water spraying beneath it.

This feels like therapy. LOL

Oh. It’s perfectly fine. I just noticed one thing, but I’m going to keep my mouth shut. My wife doesn’t want me critiquing her dishwasher loading. So I keep my trap shut. Your post hit a little too close to home. LOL

You are very brave for posting this.

Just make him a Supreme Court judge already. Why are these geezers so scared to retire?

We had an ol’ sportswriter named Scoop that dad ride in the back of my dad’s truck when he ran errands. But one day he jumped out the back of the truck attempting to retrieve an old empty Southern Comfort bottle my old man had thrown out the window. Well, Scoop ain’t with us no more.

Who doesn’t love an evil barbershop quartet bit?

I support those troops!

But have you seen the Swiss national lacrosse team. Embarrassing.

Golfers talking about the exclusive courses that they’ve played are insufferable. Play the municipal course that straddles the four-lane highway and has cars honking in your back swing and get back to me.

Is Bigfoot content related to brain rot? Asking for a friend.

Tigerdroppings is probably more of a home for plodders than plotters.

hE a bILIOnnAIRe. hE mUSt be BrilLIanT!

No lie.