Lemon Saurus
@crawfishpi.bsky.social
She/Her/Hers
Recreational Fluoxetine User
I Do Not Think; Therefore, I Do Not Am.
Recreational Fluoxetine User
I Do Not Think; Therefore, I Do Not Am.
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Lemon Saurus
@crawfishpi.bsky.social
· Jun 18
If I'm not Isekaied soon then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?
On the eve of my 35th birthday, having been told "I didn't get you anything or make any plans for you" again, even though I told myself this was going to be the case and to not let it affect me, I still find myself even lonelier and more depressed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
On the eve of my 35th birthday, having been told "I didn't get you anything or make any plans for you" again, even though I told myself this was going to be the case and to not let it affect me, I still find myself even lonelier and more depressed.
My body is a machine that turns being tired into not falling asleep.
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My body is a machine that turns being tired into not falling asleep.
Fresh outta Mississippi:
October 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fresh outta Mississippi:
Reposted by Lemon Saurus
I just hope this doesn't get in the way of us remembering 9/11 tomorrow
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I just hope this doesn't get in the way of us remembering 9/11 tomorrow
Is ChatGPT flirting with me? *tucks hair behind ear* 🫦
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is ChatGPT flirting with me? *tucks hair behind ear* 🫦
My body is a machine that turns Being Alive into Fucking Everything Up.
June 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My body is a machine that turns Being Alive into Fucking Everything Up.
If I'm not Isekaied soon then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?
June 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I'm not Isekaied soon then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?
I'm so fucking tired of dealing with the ever present and teetering tower of adult tasks that I have neither the time nor money to deal with. I just want a fucking break.
June 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm so fucking tired of dealing with the ever present and teetering tower of adult tasks that I have neither the time nor money to deal with. I just want a fucking break.
I'm doing K2 the honest way: alone, unprepared, and in a straight line. Leave a comment for the search team!
June 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm doing K2 the honest way: alone, unprepared, and in a straight line. Leave a comment for the search team!
Having pets is so silly "There are these two tiny little guys that live in my house rent free, who can't feed themselves, shit in a box in the living room, that I then have to clean, and the only English word they know is "dinner". And yes my entire emotional well-being is hinged on their wellbeing.
June 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Having pets is so silly "There are these two tiny little guys that live in my house rent free, who can't feed themselves, shit in a box in the living room, that I then have to clean, and the only English word they know is "dinner". And yes my entire emotional well-being is hinged on their wellbeing.
Yeah guitar is pretty hard, but not as hard as thinking of ya.
I remind myself a thousand times to practice and recover.
I remind myself a thousand times to practice and recover.
June 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yeah guitar is pretty hard, but not as hard as thinking of ya.
I remind myself a thousand times to practice and recover.
I remind myself a thousand times to practice and recover.
Going to any% speed run bad parenting and name my kid Lorem Ipsum
May 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Going to any% speed run bad parenting and name my kid Lorem Ipsum
Petition to change the name of the sport to "regular size golf"
This can either mean changing miniature golf to golf, or the invention of maximum golf.
This can either mean changing miniature golf to golf, or the invention of maximum golf.
May 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Petition to change the name of the sport to "regular size golf"
This can either mean changing miniature golf to golf, or the invention of maximum golf.
This can either mean changing miniature golf to golf, or the invention of maximum golf.
Remember when aristocracy held Haute Couture balls in Versailles while the "sans-culottes" starved to death and there were no repercussions for the rich at all? Anyway, I'm so excited to be bombarded with images of the #metgala while a carton of eggs costs roughly the same as the Fed minimum wage. 🤗
May 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Remember when aristocracy held Haute Couture balls in Versailles while the "sans-culottes" starved to death and there were no repercussions for the rich at all? Anyway, I'm so excited to be bombarded with images of the #metgala while a carton of eggs costs roughly the same as the Fed minimum wage. 🤗
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Every single neighbor I have ever shared a wall with ends up moving all of their furniture every night for some reason, and I have started feeling like I'm the weird one for not dragging my couch around for a 3am apartment tour every night.
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Every single neighbor I have ever shared a wall with ends up moving all of their furniture every night for some reason, and I have started feeling like I'm the weird one for not dragging my couch around for a 3am apartment tour every night.
Why did Skittles think "verging on body horror and incredibly creepy" was the move for their new commercial?
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why did Skittles think "verging on body horror and incredibly creepy" was the move for their new commercial?
Really digging my reading stats so far this year. I need to pick up my non-fiction reading but when I'm just crushing a book every few days I'm having a hard time justifying moving away from what's working. 📚#booksky
April 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Really digging my reading stats so far this year. I need to pick up my non-fiction reading but when I'm just crushing a book every few days I'm having a hard time justifying moving away from what's working. 📚#booksky
Dreaming incredibly vividly is kind if a curse. What do you mean this person I met and became inseparable from over the course of several months isn't a real person and none of that ever happened? Tim "Giz" Rivera and I were meant to be best friends forever. :(
April 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dreaming incredibly vividly is kind if a curse. What do you mean this person I met and became inseparable from over the course of several months isn't a real person and none of that ever happened? Tim "Giz" Rivera and I were meant to be best friends forever. :(
I am so fucking exhausted all the time and I just want a god damn break from bad news and the constant pressure to get my shit together and the fear that I will never be free from the risk of my entire life being ruined because I can't perform under duress.
April 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am so fucking exhausted all the time and I just want a god damn break from bad news and the constant pressure to get my shit together and the fear that I will never be free from the risk of my entire life being ruined because I can't perform under duress.
Everything is already so expensive and it's only going to keep getting worse. How is it possible to ever stay ahead anymore? Being on the edge of poverty is soul crushing and its really setting in for me that there will never be a point where the weight of being poor won't be looming over me
April 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Everything is already so expensive and it's only going to keep getting worse. How is it possible to ever stay ahead anymore? Being on the edge of poverty is soul crushing and its really setting in for me that there will never be a point where the weight of being poor won't be looming over me
So what I'm hearing is there is no hope, an existence where there was already precious little to look forward to has become even more grim, everyone is both surprised and not surprised by the thing that has been telegraphed for years, and I am still the asshole for wanting to 💀 myself
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
So what I'm hearing is there is no hope, an existence where there was already precious little to look forward to has become even more grim, everyone is both surprised and not surprised by the thing that has been telegraphed for years, and I am still the asshole for wanting to 💀 myself
Baby's First Demon Core 🤡
April 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Baby's First Demon Core 🤡
Fighting the urge to cyber bully the Internet celebrities I have a para-social relationship with.
April 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Fighting the urge to cyber bully the Internet celebrities I have a para-social relationship with.
The nameless faces of the Internet crashing out in sync is maybe my cue to log off for a while.
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The nameless faces of the Internet crashing out in sync is maybe my cue to log off for a while.