Also someday somebody's gonna throw a Pokeball at a baby and either nothing happens or an entire society will suddenly descend into chaos.

Maybe just maybe before you cram unreliable and inaccurate "AI" functionality into every nook and goddamn cranny of Windows, MAYBE YOU COULD RECONCILE THE CONTROL PANEL AND SETTINGS MENUS INTO A SINGLE FUCKING INTERFACE

YOU HACKS BROKE IT FOR THE "POST-PC ERA" AND NEVER FIXED IT.