This arrived from my father-in-law this evening. "James" is autistic & "Watson" is his dog.

It still seems like a bad joke that such an unserious buffoon became leader of this country. Unfortunately he was able to do serious damage.

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Er... All hail Grok?

Whenever I see his name it makes me think of his humiliating & toe-curling flirtation with Rula Lenska on celeb big brother whilst pretending to be cat. Someone should project it onto the Kremlin.

Maybe the 2 in white got given the wrong dresscode memo & can't now be pope?

Which reminds me. A black Santa from Ghana.

Was about to say something similar about Sir Ben Kingsley playing Gandhi in the 1982 film, but I looked it up & he was born Krishna Pandit Bhanji to an English mum & Indian dad. I had no idea. Tbf, I think they must have darkened his skin tone... but still, interesting... & one of our very best.

Mark Amyl? 😀

I used to hate this stuff when it was passed round at parties. Young & naive.

Not sure if this will work, but made me laugh:

"Greg Wallace leaving the Masterchef studio"

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Edit:

Maybe more than standard? They get a lanyard 😂