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Or not 🤷♀️
Or not 🤷♀️
Amazon- 1) change your hold music. It's awful
2) your "identity check" questions are invasive. Also why ask what is on your "saved for later" when your customer can't even remember what they ate yesterday?
2) your "identity check" questions are invasive. Also why ask what is on your "saved for later" when your customer can't even remember what they ate yesterday?
August 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Amazon- 1) change your hold music. It's awful
2) your "identity check" questions are invasive. Also why ask what is on your "saved for later" when your customer can't even remember what they ate yesterday?
2) your "identity check" questions are invasive. Also why ask what is on your "saved for later" when your customer can't even remember what they ate yesterday?
Florida, come get your weather. sincerely, mid Atlantic region 😅
July 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Florida, come get your weather. sincerely, mid Atlantic region 😅
Interior design peeps: why in the world is wallpaper making a comeback?! Scouring and steaming to get it off in the first place is a pain in the ass. Just WHY???
June 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Interior design peeps: why in the world is wallpaper making a comeback?! Scouring and steaming to get it off in the first place is a pain in the ass. Just WHY???
Also, when did defending our Constitution, become, "woke" or "communistic"?
GOP, I don't get your mental gymnastics. Stand up. Shit y'all are supposed to be the pro constitutioners I thought?
Just the Dems now? 🙄
GOP, I don't get your mental gymnastics. Stand up. Shit y'all are supposed to be the pro constitutioners I thought?
Just the Dems now? 🙄
May 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Also, when did defending our Constitution, become, "woke" or "communistic"?
GOP, I don't get your mental gymnastics. Stand up. Shit y'all are supposed to be the pro constitutioners I thought?
Just the Dems now? 🙄
GOP, I don't get your mental gymnastics. Stand up. Shit y'all are supposed to be the pro constitutioners I thought?
Just the Dems now? 🙄
The awkward moment when Germany and Japan have learned from their history, yet the United States still hasn't.
Not complaining, just an ongoing observation
Not complaining, just an ongoing observation
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The awkward moment when Germany and Japan have learned from their history, yet the United States still hasn't.
Not complaining, just an ongoing observation
Not complaining, just an ongoing observation
Shamelessly yoinked
April 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Shamelessly yoinked
Trump = Nero and Hitler's lovechild. Fight me 🤬
April 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trump = Nero and Hitler's lovechild. Fight me 🤬
Tesla and their "dual motor" badge on their vehicles are the epitome of irony.
Fight me 🤣
Fight me 🤣
April 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tesla and their "dual motor" badge on their vehicles are the epitome of irony.
Fight me 🤣
Fight me 🤣
So let me get this straight: (Rant 1 of many to come) A political party who is ALL about "Supporting our troops" forces Arlington Cemetery to scrub mention of the Code Talkers and Tuskegee Airmen?
Gotcha
Gotcha
March 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So let me get this straight: (Rant 1 of many to come) A political party who is ALL about "Supporting our troops" forces Arlington Cemetery to scrub mention of the Code Talkers and Tuskegee Airmen?
Gotcha
Gotcha
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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.
But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
And on a positive note:
Hoodie from Transatlantic Equestrian
Hoodie from Transatlantic Equestrian
February 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And on a positive note:
Hoodie from Transatlantic Equestrian
Hoodie from Transatlantic Equestrian
Stolen off FB from a friend on FB who reposted
February 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stolen off FB from a friend on FB who reposted
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In Ireland we don’t say that a person tries to speak Irish. Instead they have ‘the cúpla focal’* Here’s a glossary of LGBTQ terms just for you!
January 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
In Ireland we don’t say that a person tries to speak Irish. Instead they have ‘the cúpla focal’* Here’s a glossary of LGBTQ terms just for you!
Things that need to be framed out:
Term limits legislative branch and judicial branch
Close any loopholes for executive branch term limits
Cap age of age allowed for those who want to run for legislative and executive branches.
Cap age of those being considered for judicial branch.
Term limits legislative branch and judicial branch
Close any loopholes for executive branch term limits
Cap age of age allowed for those who want to run for legislative and executive branches.
Cap age of those being considered for judicial branch.
January 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Things that need to be framed out:
Term limits legislative branch and judicial branch
Close any loopholes for executive branch term limits
Cap age of age allowed for those who want to run for legislative and executive branches.
Cap age of those being considered for judicial branch.
Term limits legislative branch and judicial branch
Close any loopholes for executive branch term limits
Cap age of age allowed for those who want to run for legislative and executive branches.
Cap age of those being considered for judicial branch.
I told y'all I would be working on this pronoun search in my old Bible.
And going off of grammatical rules too
And going off of grammatical rules too
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I told y'all I would be working on this pronoun search in my old Bible.
And going off of grammatical rules too
And going off of grammatical rules too
If vaccines cause autism, why don't your pets have autism? 🤔 You vaccinate your pets and livestock yes?
Veterinary med specialists chime in!!
Veterinary med specialists chime in!!
January 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If vaccines cause autism, why don't your pets have autism? 🤔 You vaccinate your pets and livestock yes?
Veterinary med specialists chime in!!
Veterinary med specialists chime in!!
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For some bizarre reason many people don’t understand what a far right* extremist is. Here’s the definition.
Far right extremists are criminals. Their crimes, & conspiracies to cause crime, are so bad they can factually be described as EVIL.
Far right extremists are criminals. Their crimes, & conspiracies to cause crime, are so bad they can factually be described as EVIL.
January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
For some bizarre reason many people don’t understand what a far right* extremist is. Here’s the definition.
Far right extremists are criminals. Their crimes, & conspiracies to cause crime, are so bad they can factually be described as EVIL.
Far right extremists are criminals. Their crimes, & conspiracies to cause crime, are so bad they can factually be described as EVIL.
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Idgaf. If someone is going to be elected to serve the people as a government official, fuck taking your oath on a Bible or religious text. Use the Constitution instead. Representing us to uphold the Constitution? Swear in on one.
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Idgaf. If someone is going to be elected to serve the people as a government official, fuck taking your oath on a Bible or religious text. Use the Constitution instead. Representing us to uphold the Constitution? Swear in on one.
Hot take: if your neighborhood doesn't have assigned parking, don't be an entitled ass and leave petty love notes. Take that shit up with your HOA. Your contracted services need spots to park too. Some of us aren't even there longer than 30 minutes anyway.
January 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hot take: if your neighborhood doesn't have assigned parking, don't be an entitled ass and leave petty love notes. Take that shit up with your HOA. Your contracted services need spots to park too. Some of us aren't even there longer than 30 minutes anyway.
Please tell me if you remember learning square dancing in school? (Public.. idk about private)
Why on earth were we even taught that? What purpose was it to serve other than another type of exercise?
Why on earth were we even taught that? What purpose was it to serve other than another type of exercise?
January 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Please tell me if you remember learning square dancing in school? (Public.. idk about private)
Why on earth were we even taught that? What purpose was it to serve other than another type of exercise?
Why on earth were we even taught that? What purpose was it to serve other than another type of exercise?
I can't be the only one who feels such a heavy shift in the energies of this holiday season?
Anyone else dragging?
Anyone else dragging?
December 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I can't be the only one who feels such a heavy shift in the energies of this holiday season?
Anyone else dragging?
Anyone else dragging?
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Feeling crafty... My project 2025 will entail highlighting and counting ALL of the pronouns in the Bible.
Just to make you conservatives who are offended by the English language and linguistics in general, uncomfortable. Anyone else want to join in w their religious texts?
Just to make you conservatives who are offended by the English language and linguistics in general, uncomfortable. Anyone else want to join in w their religious texts?
December 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Feeling crafty... My project 2025 will entail highlighting and counting ALL of the pronouns in the Bible.
Just to make you conservatives who are offended by the English language and linguistics in general, uncomfortable. Anyone else want to join in w their religious texts?
Just to make you conservatives who are offended by the English language and linguistics in general, uncomfortable. Anyone else want to join in w their religious texts?
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Sad but true.
December 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Sad but true.