crazypnut
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🔵 Captain America is my moral compass
🕹️ Dad-Gamer 🍽️ Occasional Chef
🙄 Geriatric Millenial - I groan when I stand up now
🫶 Be Kind. Kindness is magic
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🕹️ Dad-Gamer 🍽️ Occasional Chef
🙄 Geriatric Millenial - I groan when I stand up now
🫶 Be Kind. Kindness is magic
👾 twitch.tv/crazypnut
📸 instagram.com/crazypnut
💬 threads.com/@crazypnut
“Dad. Stop being cringe.”
Well, learn to cuddle then, ya furry purr-bag.
Well, learn to cuddle then, ya furry purr-bag.
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Dad. Stop being cringe.”
Well, learn to cuddle then, ya furry purr-bag.
Well, learn to cuddle then, ya furry purr-bag.
*rides the high from yesterday’s confidence boost*
WE’RE HAVING A FANCY OMELETTE THIS MORNING!
*screws up the omelette pan flip*
…WE’RE HAVING FANCY OVERCOOKED SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS MORNING!
WE’RE HAVING A FANCY OMELETTE THIS MORNING!
*screws up the omelette pan flip*
…WE’RE HAVING FANCY OVERCOOKED SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS MORNING!
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*rides the high from yesterday’s confidence boost*
WE’RE HAVING A FANCY OMELETTE THIS MORNING!
*screws up the omelette pan flip*
…WE’RE HAVING FANCY OVERCOOKED SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS MORNING!
WE’RE HAVING A FANCY OMELETTE THIS MORNING!
*screws up the omelette pan flip*
…WE’RE HAVING FANCY OVERCOOKED SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS MORNING!
Supposed to rain all weekend. Booo.
I’m about to do an hour back and forth to the Girl Scout shop to buy some new badges, missing pins, etc
but also I need some car karaoke time.
Tune suggestions/Spotify links welcome.
(I’m a natural baritone, but I can hit high-G Tenor if I really go for it.)
I’m about to do an hour back and forth to the Girl Scout shop to buy some new badges, missing pins, etc
but also I need some car karaoke time.
Tune suggestions/Spotify links welcome.
(I’m a natural baritone, but I can hit high-G Tenor if I really go for it.)
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Supposed to rain all weekend. Booo.
I’m about to do an hour back and forth to the Girl Scout shop to buy some new badges, missing pins, etc
but also I need some car karaoke time.
Tune suggestions/Spotify links welcome.
(I’m a natural baritone, but I can hit high-G Tenor if I really go for it.)
I’m about to do an hour back and forth to the Girl Scout shop to buy some new badges, missing pins, etc
but also I need some car karaoke time.
Tune suggestions/Spotify links welcome.
(I’m a natural baritone, but I can hit high-G Tenor if I really go for it.)
Fall means Stroopwafel season.
(You wouldn’t want to see the latte art from this morning anyway)
Jump the hump today if you’re able to, my fellow internet goons.
(You wouldn’t want to see the latte art from this morning anyway)
Jump the hump today if you’re able to, my fellow internet goons.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Fall means Stroopwafel season.
(You wouldn’t want to see the latte art from this morning anyway)
Jump the hump today if you’re able to, my fellow internet goons.
(You wouldn’t want to see the latte art from this morning anyway)
Jump the hump today if you’re able to, my fellow internet goons.
It’s Tuesday and due to a cancelled meeting I get to do some one of those nice “full scrub showers” where I can actually take my time and NOT have to worry about the torches and pitchforks outside the door waiting for me to get out.
…these are the things I have to look forward to nowadays.
…these are the things I have to look forward to nowadays.
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s Tuesday and due to a cancelled meeting I get to do some one of those nice “full scrub showers” where I can actually take my time and NOT have to worry about the torches and pitchforks outside the door waiting for me to get out.
…these are the things I have to look forward to nowadays.
…these are the things I have to look forward to nowadays.
How do we calm down after a frustrating Eagles loss?
We put on a Clair de Lune playlist and start caramelizing some onions.
We put on a Clair de Lune playlist and start caramelizing some onions.
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How do we calm down after a frustrating Eagles loss?
We put on a Clair de Lune playlist and start caramelizing some onions.
We put on a Clair de Lune playlist and start caramelizing some onions.
Hey kids - Dad learned how to make Apple Cider slushies in the ice cream maker.
Please clap.
Please clap.
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hey kids - Dad learned how to make Apple Cider slushies in the ice cream maker.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Well, that was hell. Let’s never do that again.
(Whoever designed THE WHITE PALACE needs to go sit in a corner and think about what they’ve done. And, no, I did NOT attempt the PATH OF PAIN)
(Whoever designed THE WHITE PALACE needs to go sit in a corner and think about what they’ve done. And, no, I did NOT attempt the PATH OF PAIN)
September 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Well, that was hell. Let’s never do that again.
(Whoever designed THE WHITE PALACE needs to go sit in a corner and think about what they’ve done. And, no, I did NOT attempt the PATH OF PAIN)
(Whoever designed THE WHITE PALACE needs to go sit in a corner and think about what they’ve done. And, no, I did NOT attempt the PATH OF PAIN)
Tried this again, but THIS time:
Fall French Toast BRÛLÉE - croissant bread toasted & soaked in creamy nutmeg egg wash, fried with a thin brûlée layer, topped with more cinnamon, banana, strawberry, crumbled apple cider donut and drizzled in real maple syrup.
Yeah. That’s the winner right there.
Fall French Toast BRÛLÉE - croissant bread toasted & soaked in creamy nutmeg egg wash, fried with a thin brûlée layer, topped with more cinnamon, banana, strawberry, crumbled apple cider donut and drizzled in real maple syrup.
Yeah. That’s the winner right there.
September 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Tried this again, but THIS time:
Fall French Toast BRÛLÉE - croissant bread toasted & soaked in creamy nutmeg egg wash, fried with a thin brûlée layer, topped with more cinnamon, banana, strawberry, crumbled apple cider donut and drizzled in real maple syrup.
Yeah. That’s the winner right there.
Fall French Toast BRÛLÉE - croissant bread toasted & soaked in creamy nutmeg egg wash, fried with a thin brûlée layer, topped with more cinnamon, banana, strawberry, crumbled apple cider donut and drizzled in real maple syrup.
Yeah. That’s the winner right there.
I wrote this five years ago to myself to be an affirmation.
I really need to re-read it more often.
As a result, I’ve been ending my streams with a condensed version:
“Be kind to someone today - even if that someone is YOU.”
Anyway, thought y’all could maybe use a little affirmation too.
I really need to re-read it more often.
As a result, I’ve been ending my streams with a condensed version:
“Be kind to someone today - even if that someone is YOU.”
Anyway, thought y’all could maybe use a little affirmation too.
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I wrote this five years ago to myself to be an affirmation.
I really need to re-read it more often.
As a result, I’ve been ending my streams with a condensed version:
“Be kind to someone today - even if that someone is YOU.”
Anyway, thought y’all could maybe use a little affirmation too.
I really need to re-read it more often.
As a result, I’ve been ending my streams with a condensed version:
“Be kind to someone today - even if that someone is YOU.”
Anyway, thought y’all could maybe use a little affirmation too.
“I’m back, bébé…”
- Bender B. Rodriguez
(The coffee beans arrived)
- Bender B. Rodriguez
(The coffee beans arrived)
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
“I’m back, bébé…”
- Bender B. Rodriguez
(The coffee beans arrived)
- Bender B. Rodriguez
(The coffee beans arrived)
It’s a mental health day for me, which means whimsy escapism! JOY!
I’m turning the rig on now - and I’ll be playing some games most of the eastern-time morning.
Feel free to drop in to just say “hi”, or vent to a friendly ear, or armchair-quarterback my terrible gameplay.
twitch.tv/crazypnut
I’m turning the rig on now - and I’ll be playing some games most of the eastern-time morning.
Feel free to drop in to just say “hi”, or vent to a friendly ear, or armchair-quarterback my terrible gameplay.
twitch.tv/crazypnut
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It’s a mental health day for me, which means whimsy escapism! JOY!
I’m turning the rig on now - and I’ll be playing some games most of the eastern-time morning.
Feel free to drop in to just say “hi”, or vent to a friendly ear, or armchair-quarterback my terrible gameplay.
twitch.tv/crazypnut
I’m turning the rig on now - and I’ll be playing some games most of the eastern-time morning.
Feel free to drop in to just say “hi”, or vent to a friendly ear, or armchair-quarterback my terrible gameplay.
twitch.tv/crazypnut
Catch of the day: Ribs
(and also enough pulled pork to feed my lunches all week)
Friggin’ smoker barrel always slaps so hard. I really need to do this more.
(and also enough pulled pork to feed my lunches all week)
Friggin’ smoker barrel always slaps so hard. I really need to do this more.
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Catch of the day: Ribs
(and also enough pulled pork to feed my lunches all week)
Friggin’ smoker barrel always slaps so hard. I really need to do this more.
(and also enough pulled pork to feed my lunches all week)
Friggin’ smoker barrel always slaps so hard. I really need to do this more.
Espresso beans don’t arrive til Tuesday. ‘Til then, I’m settling with the only bag of whole beans I could find at the store with a “roasted on” date.
I forget just how forgiving the ol’ French Press is, sometimes.
I forget just how forgiving the ol’ French Press is, sometimes.
September 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Espresso beans don’t arrive til Tuesday. ‘Til then, I’m settling with the only bag of whole beans I could find at the store with a “roasted on” date.
I forget just how forgiving the ol’ French Press is, sometimes.
I forget just how forgiving the ol’ French Press is, sometimes.
For my next trick, I will now play Weezer’s Blue album from front to back.
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
For my next trick, I will now play Weezer’s Blue album from front to back.
If anyone needs an internet hug from a semi-squishy guy this morning, I’m giving them if you want one.
Just hug me back, k?
Just hug me back, k?
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If anyone needs an internet hug from a semi-squishy guy this morning, I’m giving them if you want one.
Just hug me back, k?
Just hug me back, k?
Truly, this is my happy place.
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Truly, this is my happy place.
We’re prepping for an ambitious construction project, so we have to empty out one garage this weekend & consolidate it into the other.
…I’m not looking forward to it. Not so much the labor/cleaning so much as the foreman’s commentary while I’m doing it.
Pray for Mojo.
…I’m not looking forward to it. Not so much the labor/cleaning so much as the foreman’s commentary while I’m doing it.
Pray for Mojo.
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We’re prepping for an ambitious construction project, so we have to empty out one garage this weekend & consolidate it into the other.
…I’m not looking forward to it. Not so much the labor/cleaning so much as the foreman’s commentary while I’m doing it.
Pray for Mojo.
…I’m not looking forward to it. Not so much the labor/cleaning so much as the foreman’s commentary while I’m doing it.
Pray for Mojo.
I’m so happy that I don’t look like a 8oz sausage stuffed in a 6oz casing in this shirt anymore.
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m so happy that I don’t look like a 8oz sausage stuffed in a 6oz casing in this shirt anymore.
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
Well, I haven’t played HELLDIVERS II in almost a year - let’s see what’s up.
(Also - if you’d like to help me with my audio levels or overlay, that’d be very cool of you)
twitch.tv/crazypnut
(Also - if you’d like to help me with my audio levels or overlay, that’d be very cool of you)
twitch.tv/crazypnut
September 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Well, I haven’t played HELLDIVERS II in almost a year - let’s see what’s up.
(Also - if you’d like to help me with my audio levels or overlay, that’d be very cool of you)
twitch.tv/crazypnut
(Also - if you’d like to help me with my audio levels or overlay, that’d be very cool of you)
twitch.tv/crazypnut
Time to jump the hump.
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Time to jump the hump.
Felt like Fall:
Pumpkin Spice French Toast
(I don’t have great presentation plating)
…made from a Croissant loaf, dipped in egg/heavy cream laced w/ cinnamon/sugar/nutmeg, topped w/ fresh peach & banana slices, garnished w/ a crumble of Apple Cider Donut & warm crumbled bacon. Drizzled in syrup.
Pumpkin Spice French Toast
(I don’t have great presentation plating)
…made from a Croissant loaf, dipped in egg/heavy cream laced w/ cinnamon/sugar/nutmeg, topped w/ fresh peach & banana slices, garnished w/ a crumble of Apple Cider Donut & warm crumbled bacon. Drizzled in syrup.
September 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Felt like Fall:
Pumpkin Spice French Toast
(I don’t have great presentation plating)
…made from a Croissant loaf, dipped in egg/heavy cream laced w/ cinnamon/sugar/nutmeg, topped w/ fresh peach & banana slices, garnished w/ a crumble of Apple Cider Donut & warm crumbled bacon. Drizzled in syrup.
Pumpkin Spice French Toast
(I don’t have great presentation plating)
…made from a Croissant loaf, dipped in egg/heavy cream laced w/ cinnamon/sugar/nutmeg, topped w/ fresh peach & banana slices, garnished w/ a crumble of Apple Cider Donut & warm crumbled bacon. Drizzled in syrup.
…I forgot how much I loved the little details about my silly little island.
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
…I forgot how much I loved the little details about my silly little island.
Coffee’s so nice I made it twice.
Also, brb, gonna buy a lotto ticket bc I seldom land two latte arts in a row.
Also, brb, gonna buy a lotto ticket bc I seldom land two latte arts in a row.
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Coffee’s so nice I made it twice.
Also, brb, gonna buy a lotto ticket bc I seldom land two latte arts in a row.
Also, brb, gonna buy a lotto ticket bc I seldom land two latte arts in a row.