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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume

@crbeaujolais.bsky.social

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Senior Uni professor by day. Dog lover. Satirist by night. My covert account! Wrote satirical novella: Russia tries to get asset into the Whitehouse. “Operation Poodle: How to Train a President” Non-amazon options too 🖖 👉 https://tinyurl.com/FFOTUS

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · Mar 31

Don't like hawking! I'm an academic usually publishing open-access/ open source.
but 😂 here's my silly little book. Nothing special. Essentially was just a bit of fun to write and hopefully read....
Inspired by... well you can guess
"The Poodle President"
USA: a.co/d/7uiuOku
UK: amzn.eu/d/aD0MMYn

Amazon.com

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 1d

🎯 I’m kinda getting tired of hearing “they can’t do this or that” due to this or that amendment. When the house, senate and scotus all kneel before the President, the constitution is not worth a dime. Amazing the system survived 250 years!i

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 1d

I expect they wouldn’t be as bad because whilst they are equally horrid, they don’t have FFOTUS cult status?

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 2d

Trump and his thugs don't want the Supreme Court getting involved in the case.

Guarantee they have some quid pro quo going on with Ghislaine Maxwell.

That's the real story.

She is being groomed to be Trump's exonerating testimony, in exchange for a pardon.

Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 2d

I discussed with Ana Cabrera the Supreme Court’s decision not to consider the appeal of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell. @MSNBC.
www.msnbc.com/ana-cabrera-...

Supreme Court denies bid to hear Ghislaine Maxwell's appeal

The Supreme Court rejected a bid to hear convicted Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell's appeal. Managing Attorney at The Bloom Firm Arick Fudali, who represents several Epstein accusers, and former ...

www.msnbc.com

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

We do need the good FBI peep to stay in place though, ready for rounding up this regime as if/when they slip from power in the future. I would say illegal actions daily.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve updated my profile avatar, join me!?
#sombrero
#ffotus
…while I am at it #EPSTEIN

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

Hard to imagine how they managed to string “no no no no no” into 100 pages?

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING: The 1st Circuit Court of Appeals, in a 100-page opinion -- says it is unequivocally, lopsidedly easy to determine that the Trump administration's view of birthright citizenship is wrong.

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

Sadlt I agree, so predictable.

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

Forgot the alt text sorry, was a penguin (referencing the tariffs), wearing a sombrero now (mocking #FFOTUS pathetic racist AI “joke”)

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve updated my profile avatar, join me!?
#sombrero
#ffotus
…while I am at it #EPSTEIN

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 6d

Yes he’ll step away from the mirror to watch himself bossing the Generals! Drink in hand.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Tbf, even at 14 kids like this were a rare minority of nasties, even then. In my school anyway.

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nullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 7d

The year is 2003.

17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."

Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Oh yes. He’s already been targeting POC and women. I expect the moron was actively clocking women poc in the room.

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

And they saw it coming too. Hegseth is not just a wannabe dictator, but an inadequate human too.
I expect the whole thing was a backfire. Probably even made the GOP officers think “wtf”.

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Oh yes, I feel it will have been unsuccessful, since so telegraphed the Officers will have had their poker faces firmly in place before they hopped off the plane! Fortunately Hegseth seems useless at all he does.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 8d

Hesgeth will now be pawing over the footage of the Quantico military gathering looking for flinches and eye rolls from Generals. One of Stalin‘s techniques apparently was to joke and judge the audience reactions.
Lack of enthusiasm was fatal. Yet again, following the Russian playbook.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Why? Any thoughts on that?

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

This happening before or after “The America Party”?

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 8d

Elon Musk says he's launching a competitor to Wikipedia called Grokipedia

Elon Musk's Wikipedia Competitor Is Going to Be a Disaster

Remember when Grok praised Adolf Hitler?

gizmodo.com

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Yup. A solid dictator performance will require this.

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

Yup. …but I think it might backfire for the regime. No one likes to be schooled on how to do their job by someone who has never done their job.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 7d

I’m afraid he’s already been doing that. They were easy to spot. …now I fear the task is getting ducks in a row ready for Jan 6th 2029.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 8d

A Freudian slip.
Gotta ranks a pretty much the worst ever.
GOP: ”thanks Senator Cruz, for your support, but if you could just go away now”.
…but I just can’t think of what he was actually trying to say. Stop attacking “people in the Epstein files”?

C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 8d

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 8d

Ironically MAGA will believe this is true and then deny actual videos or Trump speeches or Jan 6th riots are….

Craig R. Brittain @craigbrittain.com · 9d

Trump posted this racist AI video of Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to his social media platform. The MAGA cult will believe that it's real without question.

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C. Beaujolais: Nom de plume @crbeaujolais.bsky.social · 10d

exasperated from the 2nd, when Manaea was taken off. Then it’s just gotten worse and worse. If we had the most solid bullpen in the league, may be Id get it… but ours?
#Mets #LGM